Lonely Hearts Club

[gottaloverattatta]

So this is two things. One, payback to Alice (Greentie) pokin at my speakin and Clash giving me a headache. And two, Alice's birthday present (Happy Birthday Alice!)! So enjoy the Saladcrack.



Alice looked to the blackening sky as she walked down the street. She loved it here in Saladtown. All her friends were always somewhere around.

Her attention was snapped back to the world around her by a new voice. "Hi Alice!" It was Clash, one of her best friends, waving like a mad man at her.

"Hi Clash!" She smiled and spread her arms, signalling a hug. He happily obliged and lifted her with his hug. They couldn't help but giggle after he set her down.

"So what's up?" He smiled as they started to walk down the street.

"Oh you know. My usual misadventures." She tried to conceal a grin. She always had a thing for Clash, but he didn't know. He could never know.

"Helpful." He rolled his eyes and started waving, "Hi Sollux!"

She spun and waved. Sollux was busy listening to his music. He didn't even notice the two across the street.

They turned back to each other, sharing a moment as they looked into each other's eyes. She thought to herself, "This is it! The moment! I make my move!" She started to lean in, standing on her toes. It was in that moment, that Clash's phone started ringing.

"Uh, hang on Alice, Sev's calling!" He squealed gleefully as he hit the answer button. "Sev! Puddin Cup! What's happening? Oh...right now? Really? *Sigh* I'm on my way." He gave Alice a sorry look. "Sev needs me....sorry....hang out sometime?" He was sincere. She could tell from the look he was giving her.

She could just sigh. "Go on." She kind of shoo'd him. He took the chance and went running away. She waited till he was out of earshot to finally mutter, "Sev and Clash. When'd that happen? I didn't even know they liked each other. *Sigh* Newest member of the Lonely Hearts Club....me."

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So that was the Saladcrack. Featuring one and a half ships. So did you enjoy? Any suggestions and such? Lemme know!

Comments

[clashofdemonesense]

Uhhh... Sure? Cause why not?

[clashofdemonesense]

Also note: I would not call Seven "pudding cup". He's a robot. That's stupid to call a robot

[gottaloverattatta]

If I use a robo pet name, it sounds sexual. I tried. .-.

[clashofdemonesense]

Derpy robot?

[(Anonymous)]

Just awwwwwwwwwwwwww, I feel somewhat sorry for myself
-Alice (Green who is to lazy to log on also its 4am)

[gottaloverattatta]

Poor Alice. .-. Sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

its ok :D
-Alice (still green)

[gottaloverattatta]

Yay! :D

[thezombineer]

Begun the shipping wars have. That's juuuuuust peachy. I'll be turning in my resignation from Salad now. (Kidding)

Seriously, I thought everyone agreed inter-salad ships were weird.

[freezer7]

You guys started it!

[thezombineer]

You gave us permission!

[freezer7]

Still!

[thezombineer]

AND, we didn't start the ship anyway. Not technically

[(Anonymous)]

hmm not sure about this ship and if it will sail
- Anon (so not alice aka green)

[r7]

RRAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ;)


Saladcrack, yay!

Having all f our feeding of the frozen rattas come back to bite me(us?)... Not so much. I don't mind, but, meh. Also, Punning cup? Really?

[gottaloverattatta]

I already got flack for that.

[r7]

Yep. I noticed, after I posted.

Dear god, we do think alike...... (As if we haven't commented on that before)

[horusscope]

I am potato

[lthomas224]

...I am tomato. Nice to meet you.

[gottaloverattatta]

I am Sharknado.

[lthomas224]

Nice Ratta! Poor Alice. :D

[gottaloverattatta]

I felt bad havin to do that to her. .-.

[the_mysterious_m]

And I was watching from the shadows the entire time...

[gottaloverattatta]

Creepy. :D

[the_mysterious_m]

*mysterious...