Flowers (Vechs/Aureylian One-Shot)
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A/N: *nervously mumbles* Hi. I’m a person, glad to meet you. Hopefully you’re a person too. So, I’ve been lurking around here for awhile, and I finally decided to suck it up and make an account. So now I’m here, and this is my first fic on here. It’s Vechs and Aureylian, inspired by something Vechs said in UHC Season 17 Episode 3 (?) (Don’t worry, no spoilers.) So I don’t really know what else to say, so I will just shut up now...
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“...Dispenser, check. I think that’s everything.” Vechs thought as he went over his mental checklist. He was double checking to make sure he had everything he needed to pull the prank he had been planning for quite some time. Comfortable that he had everything, he walked out of his base and towards a large wooden mansion in the distance.
Vechs slowly opened the wooden door at the front of the house, causing it to emit a loud creaking noise. He shut it behind him, and began working. Within minutes, a loaded dispenser was rigged to a wooden pressure pate in front of the door. As Vechs closed the door behind him, it gave a small squeak. He turned and peeked in through the small window, checking over his work. With a small nod of satisfaction, he turned and began to walk down the steps of the porch. He turned at the last step to duck behind the bushes, and proceeded to wait for the prank recipient to return. He smiled to himself. “Finally I will get her back for the pink wool prank she pulled last week” he thought. And while he did think the pink wool added a sort of, “Adorabolical” touch, if you will, he was bound and determined to set up a revenge prank. And just as determined to see her reaction to it.
Within minutes, Aureylian turned the corner to her wooden house. Suspecting nothing, she walked up the steps and opened the door. Vechs shifted positions from within the shrubbery to get a better view. When Aureylian walked into the house, she failed to notice the trap that had been set up for her. She tripped the pressure plate, activating the dispenser. But by then, it was too late to undo her actions. She gasped, and in mere seconds, the dispenser spit out a ridiculous amount of flowers of all different shapes, colors, and sizes. The flowers stacked up into a pile that reached and completely covered Aurey’s knees, and Vechs stifled a giggle at the sight. At the top of the pile, laid down neatly, almost as if someone had placed it there, was a single rose. Aurey reached down to pick it up, and to her surprise, found a small name tag attached to it with a thin piece of string. She reads the writing on the name tag aloud.
“A revenge prank to Rel-Rel, from VetchyPoo <3.” She smiles at the note. And from down below in the bushes, Vechs smiles back. The prank was a success. Not only did she smile at the prank, but she would have a fun time ahead of her in cleaning up the mess of flowers, although she would probably use them to decorate Mindcrack, or even prank back Vechs. And he was perfectly okay with a continuation of the prank wars they had started. When she managed to shut the door, flowers hindering her, and when he was sure the coast was clear, Vechs got out of the shrubbery, and snuck back to his own base, grinning the whole way home.
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“...Dispenser, check. I think that’s everything.” Vechs thought as he went over his mental checklist. He was double checking to make sure he had everything he needed to pull the prank he had been planning for quite some time. Comfortable that he had everything, he walked out of his base and towards a large wooden mansion in the distance.
Vechs slowly opened the wooden door at the front of the house, causing it to emit a loud creaking noise. He shut it behind him, and began working. Within minutes, a loaded dispenser was rigged to a wooden pressure pate in front of the door. As Vechs closed the door behind him, it gave a small squeak. He turned and peeked in through the small window, checking over his work. With a small nod of satisfaction, he turned and began to walk down the steps of the porch. He turned at the last step to duck behind the bushes, and proceeded to wait for the prank recipient to return. He smiled to himself. “Finally I will get her back for the pink wool prank she pulled last week” he thought. And while he did think the pink wool added a sort of, “Adorabolical” touch, if you will, he was bound and determined to set up a revenge prank. And just as determined to see her reaction to it.
Within minutes, Aureylian turned the corner to her wooden house. Suspecting nothing, she walked up the steps and opened the door. Vechs shifted positions from within the shrubbery to get a better view. When Aureylian walked into the house, she failed to notice the trap that had been set up for her. She tripped the pressure plate, activating the dispenser. But by then, it was too late to undo her actions. She gasped, and in mere seconds, the dispenser spit out a ridiculous amount of flowers of all different shapes, colors, and sizes. The flowers stacked up into a pile that reached and completely covered Aurey’s knees, and Vechs stifled a giggle at the sight. At the top of the pile, laid down neatly, almost as if someone had placed it there, was a single rose. Aurey reached down to pick it up, and to her surprise, found a small name tag attached to it with a thin piece of string. She reads the writing on the name tag aloud.
“A revenge prank to Rel-Rel, from VetchyPoo <3.” She smiles at the note. And from down below in the bushes, Vechs smiles back. The prank was a success. Not only did she smile at the prank, but she would have a fun time ahead of her in cleaning up the mess of flowers, although she would probably use them to decorate Mindcrack, or even prank back Vechs. And he was perfectly okay with a continuation of the prank wars they had started. When she managed to shut the door, flowers hindering her, and when he was sure the coast was clear, Vechs got out of the shrubbery, and snuck back to his own base, grinning the whole way home.
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