One Missed Call
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mindcrackloveSo didn't really feel like writing another part to the nameless Toddler Crack series and currently awaiting r7 to get back to me with all the magical beta powers. Didn't want to start another series in the background. Didn't want to make anything horror show. And I didn't want to get the smut up just yet either, but I did feel the need to put something up. So here's this. Enjoy!
Kurt rushed down the hall, looking for an empty room to duck into. Class started in two minutes and Beef still wasn't there. Where was he? Kurt slid into the restroom and pulled out his phone. There was a missed call from his missing friend. He immediately opened it.
"Hey Kurt, I'm gonna be late. My damn car won't start! Work you stupid thing! Will you please distract Teach for me? Cause a scene or something. Work dammit!" Kurt could hear the car trying to start In the background but that's all he heard. It trying to start. Not succeeding.
"Dammit Beef. Of course." Kurt uttered under his breath as he sprinted to his first hour. He managed to avoid a tardy by mere seconds.
The teacher glanced up and motioned to the legion of chairs filled with students, "You're here Mr.Mac, just barely."
Kurt gave a sigh of relief and went back to his chair between Beef and their friend Genny.
Genny looked around a bit, "Where's Beef? Didn't you go get him?"
"He's not here yet! Here, help me distract the teacher, we can't let him take roll." Kurt did his best to keep quiet.
Genny gave Kurt a smug look, and Kurt gave Genny a distraught one right back. Genny whispered, "Plan P."
The colour flushed from Kurt's face, "Not Plan P. I hate Plan P."
"Too late." Genny was quick and jabbed Kurt in the stomach. Kurt immediately doubled over.
"Uh Teach, Kurt ain't feelin so good. Can Beef and I take him to the nurse?" Genny put on his best concerned look. The teacher looked up, seeing Kurt doubled over and pointed to the door while looking back to his notes.
Genny and Kurt left the room and went straight for the bathroom. Kurt pulled out his phone. "I'm getting you back for that. One, new message."
Kurt turned it on speaker so both could hear, "Kurt! Finally got the car to start, on my way. Hope you got Teach distracted. I'm on my way. Be there in a few."
Kurt panicked and called Beef immediately, "Beef, pick up the phone Beef! Ugh, voicemail! Beef, whatever you do, do not go to class first. Come to the bathroom by first hour! You have to!" Kurt hung up and took a breath.
Genny and Kurt sat in silence for the next few minutes. Suddenly, to their relief, Beef waltzed in.
Kurt sprang up, "Good, you got the message!"
"What are you talking about?" Beef gave the two a confused look, "I just needed to go before class."
"Plan P Beef." Genny nodded his head to Kurt with a little giggle. Kurt just growled.
"Oh. Um...should we just use the usual excuse for not going to the nurse?" Beef grew a worried look.
"Yeah, it's never not worked so... sure." Kurt stretched a bit. The three marched into their first hour.
"What took you so long? And why is he not at the nurse?" The glares the teacher gave them suggested that he knew.
"Oh, he felt like he was gonna ride the Vomit Comet so we rushed him to the bathroom. He didn't puke and said he felt better so we just brought him back." Genny shot back in a well rehearsed tone.
The teacher stared at the three for what felt like ages to the three before he finally shrugged and motioned to their chairs. They each sighed in relief and rushed back. What a morning.
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'Twas filler for being to lazy to continue a series at the moment. I discovered something while doing this. Using the iPod post is fine. A freakin Galaxy is the most annoying thing to use by far! But anyways, hope you enjoyed one of the few times I'm not trying to kill you all.
Kurt rushed down the hall, looking for an empty room to duck into. Class started in two minutes and Beef still wasn't there. Where was he? Kurt slid into the restroom and pulled out his phone. There was a missed call from his missing friend. He immediately opened it.
"Hey Kurt, I'm gonna be late. My damn car won't start! Work you stupid thing! Will you please distract Teach for me? Cause a scene or something. Work dammit!" Kurt could hear the car trying to start In the background but that's all he heard. It trying to start. Not succeeding.
"Dammit Beef. Of course." Kurt uttered under his breath as he sprinted to his first hour. He managed to avoid a tardy by mere seconds.
The teacher glanced up and motioned to the legion of chairs filled with students, "You're here Mr.Mac, just barely."
Kurt gave a sigh of relief and went back to his chair between Beef and their friend Genny.
Genny looked around a bit, "Where's Beef? Didn't you go get him?"
"He's not here yet! Here, help me distract the teacher, we can't let him take roll." Kurt did his best to keep quiet.
Genny gave Kurt a smug look, and Kurt gave Genny a distraught one right back. Genny whispered, "Plan P."
The colour flushed from Kurt's face, "Not Plan P. I hate Plan P."
"Too late." Genny was quick and jabbed Kurt in the stomach. Kurt immediately doubled over.
"Uh Teach, Kurt ain't feelin so good. Can Beef and I take him to the nurse?" Genny put on his best concerned look. The teacher looked up, seeing Kurt doubled over and pointed to the door while looking back to his notes.
Genny and Kurt left the room and went straight for the bathroom. Kurt pulled out his phone. "I'm getting you back for that. One, new message."
Kurt turned it on speaker so both could hear, "Kurt! Finally got the car to start, on my way. Hope you got Teach distracted. I'm on my way. Be there in a few."
Kurt panicked and called Beef immediately, "Beef, pick up the phone Beef! Ugh, voicemail! Beef, whatever you do, do not go to class first. Come to the bathroom by first hour! You have to!" Kurt hung up and took a breath.
Genny and Kurt sat in silence for the next few minutes. Suddenly, to their relief, Beef waltzed in.
Kurt sprang up, "Good, you got the message!"
"What are you talking about?" Beef gave the two a confused look, "I just needed to go before class."
"Plan P Beef." Genny nodded his head to Kurt with a little giggle. Kurt just growled.
"Oh. Um...should we just use the usual excuse for not going to the nurse?" Beef grew a worried look.
"Yeah, it's never not worked so... sure." Kurt stretched a bit. The three marched into their first hour.
"What took you so long? And why is he not at the nurse?" The glares the teacher gave them suggested that he knew.
"Oh, he felt like he was gonna ride the Vomit Comet so we rushed him to the bathroom. He didn't puke and said he felt better so we just brought him back." Genny shot back in a well rehearsed tone.
The teacher stared at the three for what felt like ages to the three before he finally shrugged and motioned to their chairs. They each sighed in relief and rushed back. What a morning.
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'Twas filler for being to lazy to continue a series at the moment. I discovered something while doing this. Using the iPod post is fine. A freakin Galaxy is the most annoying thing to use by far! But anyways, hope you enjoyed one of the few times I'm not trying to kill you all.
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Date: Thursday, July 24th, 2014 01:32 pm (UTC)This might be terrible of me, but if one of my friends is late to school, I let the teacher mark 'em absent. It's their own fault. :P
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