Fanfic - Squire Pyro's Squire
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“Hey random peasant! I like this build! You want to be my squire?” Pyro said, laughing as he looked at the disheveled peasant in front of him. The peasant had managed to build a rather impressive house with a few pieces of string, wood, and a stolen pig.
The peasant blinked, tilting his head slightly. “Aren't you a squire yourself, er, Squire Pyro?” he asked timidly.
“I'm a knight now! I can have a single squire! And you don't really have a choice, you're my squire now,” Pyro said before grabbing the poor peasant, ignoring the faint pleas of confusion coming from the newly appointed squire.
“Who's this?” Rob said, staring at the wide-eyed peasant...no, squire.
“This is my new squire!” Pyro said cheerfully. Rob sighed, rubbing his face.
“You're going to die so much, whoever the fuck you are. Just so you know,” Rob said before throwing a squire's sword at the squire. The squire grunted in pain as he grabbed the sword.
Pyro patted the squire on the back before turning away. “Well, I gotta run, have fun with the other squires!” Pyro said before taking off.
“Wait...” the squire said quietly, staring down at the sword. As soon as Pyro disappeared, other squires began appearing near him.
“Hey new guy. Heard you're Pyro's squire. Guess that makes you fresh meat. Let's have a little game called shove the new squire's head into various things until we figure out which one is the best for torturing him with,” one of the older squires said, smirking.
The new squire's eyes went wide, whimpering slightly as the squires crowded in around him.
Rob giggled as he watched the squires cart of Pyro's new squire, eating popcorn as he watched above the city.
“Hey random peasant! I like this build! You want to be my squire?” Pyro said, laughing as he looked at the disheveled peasant in front of him. The peasant had managed to build a rather impressive house with a few pieces of string, wood, and a stolen pig.
The peasant blinked, tilting his head slightly. “Aren't you a squire yourself, er, Squire Pyro?” he asked timidly.
“I'm a knight now! I can have a single squire! And you don't really have a choice, you're my squire now,” Pyro said before grabbing the poor peasant, ignoring the faint pleas of confusion coming from the newly appointed squire.
“Who's this?” Rob said, staring at the wide-eyed peasant...no, squire.
“This is my new squire!” Pyro said cheerfully. Rob sighed, rubbing his face.
“You're going to die so much, whoever the fuck you are. Just so you know,” Rob said before throwing a squire's sword at the squire. The squire grunted in pain as he grabbed the sword.
Pyro patted the squire on the back before turning away. “Well, I gotta run, have fun with the other squires!” Pyro said before taking off.
“Wait...” the squire said quietly, staring down at the sword. As soon as Pyro disappeared, other squires began appearing near him.
“Hey new guy. Heard you're Pyro's squire. Guess that makes you fresh meat. Let's have a little game called shove the new squire's head into various things until we figure out which one is the best for torturing him with,” one of the older squires said, smirking.
The new squire's eyes went wide, whimpering slightly as the squires crowded in around him.
Rob giggled as he watched the squires cart of Pyro's new squire, eating popcorn as he watched above the city.
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Date: Saturday, July 19th, 2014 08:54 am (UTC)-LazyYuna
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Date: Saturday, July 19th, 2014 09:30 am (UTC)Playmindcrack is opening up plots for people to build on.
Several of the lpers are Lords, and will choose squires using uhm...magic. Yes, magic.
They'll go to war with each other, squires will die, peasants will...peasant along building stuff on their plots.
Pyro is a squire to Lord Rob currently, but I'm assuming Rob is going to get annoyed at him and make him a knight just so he stops bothering Rob and bothers his own squire instead XD
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