Babysitting
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mindcrackloveQuick lil story that hit my brain at 4 a.m. So there's probably gonna bee a lot of mistakes. Hopefully you enjoy. :)
"Mr.Soares! Vechs took my cwayons!" Echoed throughout the room. It's source, a child no older than four, dressed in a dinosaur suit.
"Uh uh! Did not pywo! He's wying Uncle Paul!" The boy in the overalls and goggles shouted back.
Paul sighed. Stuck on babysitting duty. What'd he do to deserve this? He noticed a small humming from behind the couch.
"Wainbows evewywhere!" The small redheaded girl happily sang out as she scribbled the floor.
He turned his gaze back as crying erupted.
"That's...my...pig...man!" Vechs sobbed as the thief, a boy with a sheep hat threw it.
"Not no more!" The boy shouted with a laugh.
"Zisteau!" Vechs screamed as he ran (more like wobbled) for it. "Pig....*sniffle*..dewp?"
Paul rested his face in his hands. He needed to find away to stop these kids. He was far to nice to shout. Maybe...that's it! A story! "Kids, you want to hear a story?"
They all stopped what they were doing. That definitely got em.
They started to crowd around Paul.
Pyro thudded on the floor in front of Paul. "What kind of stowy?"
"A story about a brave knight. Named..named...Guude!" The rest of the children plopped down in front of him. "Guude rid into the kingdom named....mindcrackopia one day, looking for a new quest from Lord Baj."
Pyro and Millbee jumped in. "Like daddy!"
Paul smiled, "Yes, like your dad, anyways, Lord Baj told Guude that there was a mighty dragon that needed slaying."
Vechs grew curious while hugging his Zisteau tighter and flashing a mean look to Millbee, " did the dwagon bweath fi-fire?"
Paul nodded, "fires so big, they weren't even scared of their vegetables!"
Aurey popped in, "veggies awen't scawy Mr.Soares!"
"They are in Mindcrackopia, the veggies there bite back!" He laughed under his breath as the kids all jumped. "But Guude wasn't scared, he knew the dragon stood no chance against his skill." Paul was once again interrupted, not by words, but by young Pyro's yawn. It was working. Thank the makers. "So Guude went to the dragon's lair, a cave that lead to another land! He went in-" plop. Down went Millbee. Pyro swayed a bit at the impact with another yawn. "He went into the cave and searched for the portal to the dragon's home. He was about to give up when he spotted the portal. He jumped in, ready for a fight." A distinct lack of Aurey hit him. He looked around and spotted her. Curled up with a blanket not much bigger than her. When he looked back, Pyro's face was in the floor. Vechs looked tired but wasn't ready to drop just yet.
"What then uncle Paul!?" He blurted out. Tiredly to say the least.
"Well Guude grabbed his bow and started to shoot at the dragon. It wasn't working so Guude lured the dragon in and fought it with his sword!"
It was then that Vechs decided to crawl up and nuzzle into Paul's side. "Goodnight uncle Paul."
Paul smiled a bit. "Goodnight Vechs." He looked around, at the sleeping children. "And they lived happily ever after."
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Hey! Glad you read and hopefully enjoyed my mad yamerings at almost 5 am. Leave the feedbacks if you please. The idea came from Aurey's request for toddler crackers. I just used words instead of pictures. Except with Paul. Paul must babysit forever! *manical laughter*
"Mr.Soares! Vechs took my cwayons!" Echoed throughout the room. It's source, a child no older than four, dressed in a dinosaur suit.
"Uh uh! Did not pywo! He's wying Uncle Paul!" The boy in the overalls and goggles shouted back.
Paul sighed. Stuck on babysitting duty. What'd he do to deserve this? He noticed a small humming from behind the couch.
"Wainbows evewywhere!" The small redheaded girl happily sang out as she scribbled the floor.
He turned his gaze back as crying erupted.
"That's...my...pig...man!" Vechs sobbed as the thief, a boy with a sheep hat threw it.
"Not no more!" The boy shouted with a laugh.
"Zisteau!" Vechs screamed as he ran (more like wobbled) for it. "Pig....*sniffle*..dewp?"
Paul rested his face in his hands. He needed to find away to stop these kids. He was far to nice to shout. Maybe...that's it! A story! "Kids, you want to hear a story?"
They all stopped what they were doing. That definitely got em.
They started to crowd around Paul.
Pyro thudded on the floor in front of Paul. "What kind of stowy?"
"A story about a brave knight. Named..named...Guude!" The rest of the children plopped down in front of him. "Guude rid into the kingdom named....mindcrackopia one day, looking for a new quest from Lord Baj."
Pyro and Millbee jumped in. "Like daddy!"
Paul smiled, "Yes, like your dad, anyways, Lord Baj told Guude that there was a mighty dragon that needed slaying."
Vechs grew curious while hugging his Zisteau tighter and flashing a mean look to Millbee, " did the dwagon bweath fi-fire?"
Paul nodded, "fires so big, they weren't even scared of their vegetables!"
Aurey popped in, "veggies awen't scawy Mr.Soares!"
"They are in Mindcrackopia, the veggies there bite back!" He laughed under his breath as the kids all jumped. "But Guude wasn't scared, he knew the dragon stood no chance against his skill." Paul was once again interrupted, not by words, but by young Pyro's yawn. It was working. Thank the makers. "So Guude went to the dragon's lair, a cave that lead to another land! He went in-" plop. Down went Millbee. Pyro swayed a bit at the impact with another yawn. "He went into the cave and searched for the portal to the dragon's home. He was about to give up when he spotted the portal. He jumped in, ready for a fight." A distinct lack of Aurey hit him. He looked around and spotted her. Curled up with a blanket not much bigger than her. When he looked back, Pyro's face was in the floor. Vechs looked tired but wasn't ready to drop just yet.
"What then uncle Paul!?" He blurted out. Tiredly to say the least.
"Well Guude grabbed his bow and started to shoot at the dragon. It wasn't working so Guude lured the dragon in and fought it with his sword!"
It was then that Vechs decided to crawl up and nuzzle into Paul's side. "Goodnight uncle Paul."
Paul smiled a bit. "Goodnight Vechs." He looked around, at the sleeping children. "And they lived happily ever after."
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Hey! Glad you read and hopefully enjoyed my mad yamerings at almost 5 am. Leave the feedbacks if you please. The idea came from Aurey's request for toddler crackers. I just used words instead of pictures. Except with Paul. Paul must babysit forever! *manical laughter*
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Date: Friday, July 18th, 2014 06:34 am (UTC)And steddenly, a wild mini-story appears!
"And to you all, I give the curse of endless toddler-hood!" As the other Mindcrackers shrunk around him, Paul simply looked back at the caster confused.
"Wait, why Haven't I de-aged?" He asked.
"Because you are now their caretaker." The man replied. "For the rest of eternity. The greatest curse of all!" He finished as he disappeared in a puff of smoke and evil laughter.
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Date: Friday, July 18th, 2014 09:22 pm (UTC)Hmm, well, maybe put in him throwing a mean glance at Millbee, to show that he is holding Zisteau because he doesn't want to lose him, not that he is scared of the fire?
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