Down to Chaos - Part 1
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mindcracklove"Why are there moose everywhere around my bakery" Bdubs asked, as he approched what used to be the B-Team bakery.
"It might be MC..." Millbee started to reply, before noticing some signs to the left of the bakery. "No, wait. There are signs here. Many of them."
Bdubs reads one of them. "Dear Pause, I'm sorry to tell you, but the moose have infiltrated your base and taken over your shop."
"What the... Oh wait. There's more. " Millbee reads the sign attached to the roof of the bakery. "Welcome to the Cupcake Mafia Bakery!"
"This is exactly like last season's. People are always taking over my stuff. This has got to be Aureylian's doing, since she was the one I gave permission to rebuild it."
"If only we had Genny again, but that person ran away from this server. We could have taken them down, but we're now outnumbered, three to two."
"Yeah. I tried getting MCGamer back on our side, but he's blatantly refused.
Note: I actually do not know where Coestar lives within Arizona, so I just chose a random city.
It all started on a rainy day. Despite the fact that rain usually makes the temperature cooler, Coestar was still unhappy, as it was still over a hundred degrees outside in Tuscon, Arizona. Going outside right now would result in potential injury for him, and being the energetic guy he is, he really wanted to do something. Unfortunately, the CrackPack server is off right now, undergoing some maintenance, and GMod is unavailable, of course, because Pause and Andrea are on their way down to Arizona right now, Avidya is sick for five days already, Paul is taking a break to tour Europe, Asia, and Africa, and Lord Baj was spending most of his time now with Blue Bayou. His cable was also down, and the video game controllers decided to refuse to work today.
Coestar reached across the phone, and dialed the one person he knew he could trust.
"Hello, this is Mr. Boulderfist." the voice on the other side of the phone replied.
"Hi Guude. This is Coe,"
"Well, what do you want?"
"I would like to join the Mindcrack server. I'm bored out of my mind right now, and nothing else is working for me. I tried getting onto steam, but their servers seem to be down; I know you're trying to get the CrackPack server fixed, and the stupid cable companies decided to prevent me from watching TV. Plus, there are so many players on the PMC server that it is impossible for me to get into anything."
"Let me think about it. You do know that everybody has to approve of your joining in order for you to join."
"Well, I believe the person who vetoed me last time isn't whitelisted. Plus, with people leaving the server, like Genny and theJims, and others becoming very inactive, like PSJ, Anders, Mhykol, Pyro, and Doc, I think it is time for new faces on the server."
"Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll try to bring it up in our next monthly meeting next week."
"Anyways, see you later, and I hope you get the server fixed, so I could have something to do."
"You too, with basically everything. Bye!"
And with that, Guude and Coestar both hung up. Coestar is now a little happier, knowing that there is something for him to do in the future when something as bizarre as this happens.
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"Welcome back to another episode of Triple Eh Mondays, now from Arizona! Today, along with me and Andrea, we are joined by Coe," Pause broadcasts for a Youtube video.
"Hello," Coestar says.
"It is his first time on the server, so we're going to be doing a lot of traveling with him as we take a tour of the map. Also joining us is Avidya, who has hopefully recovered from his fever," Pause continues, before being interrupted by the Dude himself.
"I'm fine right now."
"Yeah right. Just yesterday, Andrea and I had to travel to your house just to deliver more medicine to you, as you were still too sick to go out of the house," Pause sarcastically responds, which prompts a statement from Andrea.
"Hey stop it, Pause."
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"What the heck is that?" Coestar asks Pause, after spotting the huge pixel art of Joe Hills on top of Pause's arena, as they exited the nether portal.
"Oh my god, this again?" Pause opens his mouth and stares at the pixel art. "I see signs everywhere. EVERYWHERE. 'Joe Hills came here through this nether portal.' 'Joe Hills Here'. 'Joe Hills Here.' 'Joe Hills Slept Here'."
"I'm confused by all this, Pause," Andrea states, a little bewildered.
"Okay. Back in season 3, about one and a half years ago, MCGamer and a number of other members of Team America came to my base when I was on a vacation, and did the same exact thing right here. They built a giant picture of Joe Hills, kind of like how Sethbling built a picture of Guude for his game, and placed signs that said 'Joe Hills Here' all over my base. Although the team this season were a little more creative with the word choice."
"Wait a second, there's a row of lapis blocks over to the right of us." Avidya starts to read what's on the lapis. "Dear Pause, To honor the induction of the final member of Super Hostile, joehillssays, into the Mindcrack Server vanilla SMP, we have decided to build a very famous pixel art of him right here, where you, the first member of Super Hostile, reside right now. From, the Cute Lapis Ninjas - 1."
"What the,,,? I was not part of Super Hostile, I believe Zisteau and Vechs were the members of Super Hostile. I was never part of that group," Pause bursts out, after hearing Avidya's words.
"There's more, Pause," Avidya replies. He reads more, "And a private message from someone: Thank you for helping me beta test out my maps, as without the four of you, I would have had a harder time finishing them. "
"Okay, MC was definitely part of this, as Lapis was in the name, but who the heck could the other people be? And the private message makes no sense whatsoever."
"Pause, check the other side of the blocks."
"Uh..." Pause goes around to the other side, reads the three words on the other side quietly to himself, and then cries out, "Oh. So is that what he means by it."
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"Hi guys, Vechs here, and I'm with two of my friends today."
"I'm MCGamer," the person to the right of him in a Giovanni costume responds.
A pause.
"Where the heck is Etho? He was just here a minute ago."
"Well, I guess we just have to wait for him until he comes back from whatever happened."
The two of them, instead of waiting, decided to use pistons to lift Etho all the way up into the sky. When Etho returned from his bathroom break, he started to say, "Sorry guys, I had to go to the potty... What the heck?"
Vechs laughed.
"We were just getting you in position to start building Joe Hills in the air," MC responds.
"Yes, that was totally the plan." Etho drops an anvil on MC's head, killing him instantly.
"Oh, come on." MC respawns, unfortunately, all the way back at his base. "I'm all the way back at my base."
"All right. Stop it. If Pause catches us doing this, he will be pretty pissed of at us, especially since this is a repeat prank, a streak of nostalgia."
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"Oh by the way, Rei Rei was supposed to be here, but sadly, she couldn't make it, saying something like 'I need to prank Beef on the Pixelmon server, he took all my gold,'" Vechs blurted out, halfway through placing signs every and naming them 'Joe Hills Here'.
"That was a really good impersonation of Beef there, but Aureylian isn't Beef, Vechs" MCGamer commented.
"Yeah, but she was trying to impersonate Beef when she said it, so I was trying to impersonate her impersonation of Beef," Vechs replied to MCGamer's statement.
"Well, I'm not sure if you watched his latest reaction video, but it was clear that Beef was trying to impersonate Pause in it."
"So basically, I was trying to impersonate Rei Rei's impersonation of Beef, which is actually an impersonation of Pause, so I was actually impersonating Pause."
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"Ooh, I just got a great idea."
"What, Pause? What is the idea this time? You have so many ideas, we couldn't go a couple minutes without hearing you say 'I have another idea'!" Coestar responds to Pause.
"Is the B-Team still active on the server?" Pause asked the other three people, as they neared the remodeled bakery at Spawn Town.
"I don't think so. GenerikB left the server a couple days ago, so unless Bdubs wants to continue a one man B-Team, it's officially dead."
"Well, then, I heard GenerikB sold this bakery and their base over to Aureylian, so if we could get her to sell the bakery and the base to us, we have our own headquarters."
Pause enters the cupcake-shaped building, with Avidya and Coestar tagging along behind. Avidya spoke, "Yeah, it's a good idea, but where the heck is the base?"
Coestar replies, "In one of MC's videos, he shows himself getting into the base through his fountain, so follow me."
The Cupcake Mafia left the bakery and went down the fairy fountain chute, in which after they finished bouncing on the slime block at the bottom, Coestar dug a tunnel in the side of the wall, with the pickaxe, until it connects with the unfinished part of the B-Team base. "All right, if we are able to make this purchase with Aureylian, we will finally have some place to conduct our actions..."
"It might be MC..." Millbee started to reply, before noticing some signs to the left of the bakery. "No, wait. There are signs here. Many of them."
Bdubs reads one of them. "Dear Pause, I'm sorry to tell you, but the moose have infiltrated your base and taken over your shop."
"What the... Oh wait. There's more. " Millbee reads the sign attached to the roof of the bakery. "Welcome to the Cupcake Mafia Bakery!"
"This is exactly like last season's. People are always taking over my stuff. This has got to be Aureylian's doing, since she was the one I gave permission to rebuild it."
"If only we had Genny again, but that person ran away from this server. We could have taken them down, but we're now outnumbered, three to two."
"Yeah. I tried getting MCGamer back on our side, but he's blatantly refused.
Note: I actually do not know where Coestar lives within Arizona, so I just chose a random city.
It all started on a rainy day. Despite the fact that rain usually makes the temperature cooler, Coestar was still unhappy, as it was still over a hundred degrees outside in Tuscon, Arizona. Going outside right now would result in potential injury for him, and being the energetic guy he is, he really wanted to do something. Unfortunately, the CrackPack server is off right now, undergoing some maintenance, and GMod is unavailable, of course, because Pause and Andrea are on their way down to Arizona right now, Avidya is sick for five days already, Paul is taking a break to tour Europe, Asia, and Africa, and Lord Baj was spending most of his time now with Blue Bayou. His cable was also down, and the video game controllers decided to refuse to work today.
Coestar reached across the phone, and dialed the one person he knew he could trust.
"Hello, this is Mr. Boulderfist." the voice on the other side of the phone replied.
"Hi Guude. This is Coe,"
"Well, what do you want?"
"I would like to join the Mindcrack server. I'm bored out of my mind right now, and nothing else is working for me. I tried getting onto steam, but their servers seem to be down; I know you're trying to get the CrackPack server fixed, and the stupid cable companies decided to prevent me from watching TV. Plus, there are so many players on the PMC server that it is impossible for me to get into anything."
"Let me think about it. You do know that everybody has to approve of your joining in order for you to join."
"Well, I believe the person who vetoed me last time isn't whitelisted. Plus, with people leaving the server, like Genny and theJims, and others becoming very inactive, like PSJ, Anders, Mhykol, Pyro, and Doc, I think it is time for new faces on the server."
"Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll try to bring it up in our next monthly meeting next week."
"Anyways, see you later, and I hope you get the server fixed, so I could have something to do."
"You too, with basically everything. Bye!"
And with that, Guude and Coestar both hung up. Coestar is now a little happier, knowing that there is something for him to do in the future when something as bizarre as this happens.
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"Welcome back to another episode of Triple Eh Mondays, now from Arizona! Today, along with me and Andrea, we are joined by Coe," Pause broadcasts for a Youtube video.
"Hello," Coestar says.
"It is his first time on the server, so we're going to be doing a lot of traveling with him as we take a tour of the map. Also joining us is Avidya, who has hopefully recovered from his fever," Pause continues, before being interrupted by the Dude himself.
"I'm fine right now."
"Yeah right. Just yesterday, Andrea and I had to travel to your house just to deliver more medicine to you, as you were still too sick to go out of the house," Pause sarcastically responds, which prompts a statement from Andrea.
"Hey stop it, Pause."
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"What the heck is that?" Coestar asks Pause, after spotting the huge pixel art of Joe Hills on top of Pause's arena, as they exited the nether portal.
"Oh my god, this again?" Pause opens his mouth and stares at the pixel art. "I see signs everywhere. EVERYWHERE. 'Joe Hills came here through this nether portal.' 'Joe Hills Here'. 'Joe Hills Here.' 'Joe Hills Slept Here'."
"I'm confused by all this, Pause," Andrea states, a little bewildered.
"Okay. Back in season 3, about one and a half years ago, MCGamer and a number of other members of Team America came to my base when I was on a vacation, and did the same exact thing right here. They built a giant picture of Joe Hills, kind of like how Sethbling built a picture of Guude for his game, and placed signs that said 'Joe Hills Here' all over my base. Although the team this season were a little more creative with the word choice."
"Wait a second, there's a row of lapis blocks over to the right of us." Avidya starts to read what's on the lapis. "Dear Pause, To honor the induction of the final member of Super Hostile, joehillssays, into the Mindcrack Server vanilla SMP, we have decided to build a very famous pixel art of him right here, where you, the first member of Super Hostile, reside right now. From, the Cute Lapis Ninjas - 1."
"What the,,,? I was not part of Super Hostile, I believe Zisteau and Vechs were the members of Super Hostile. I was never part of that group," Pause bursts out, after hearing Avidya's words.
"There's more, Pause," Avidya replies. He reads more, "And a private message from someone: Thank you for helping me beta test out my maps, as without the four of you, I would have had a harder time finishing them. "
"Okay, MC was definitely part of this, as Lapis was in the name, but who the heck could the other people be? And the private message makes no sense whatsoever."
"Pause, check the other side of the blocks."
"Uh..." Pause goes around to the other side, reads the three words on the other side quietly to himself, and then cries out, "Oh. So is that what he means by it."
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"Hi guys, Vechs here, and I'm with two of my friends today."
"I'm MCGamer," the person to the right of him in a Giovanni costume responds.
A pause.
"Where the heck is Etho? He was just here a minute ago."
"Well, I guess we just have to wait for him until he comes back from whatever happened."
The two of them, instead of waiting, decided to use pistons to lift Etho all the way up into the sky. When Etho returned from his bathroom break, he started to say, "Sorry guys, I had to go to the potty... What the heck?"
Vechs laughed.
"We were just getting you in position to start building Joe Hills in the air," MC responds.
"Yes, that was totally the plan." Etho drops an anvil on MC's head, killing him instantly.
"Oh, come on." MC respawns, unfortunately, all the way back at his base. "I'm all the way back at my base."
"All right. Stop it. If Pause catches us doing this, he will be pretty pissed of at us, especially since this is a repeat prank, a streak of nostalgia."
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"Oh by the way, Rei Rei was supposed to be here, but sadly, she couldn't make it, saying something like 'I need to prank Beef on the Pixelmon server, he took all my gold,'" Vechs blurted out, halfway through placing signs every and naming them 'Joe Hills Here'.
"That was a really good impersonation of Beef there, but Aureylian isn't Beef, Vechs" MCGamer commented.
"Yeah, but she was trying to impersonate Beef when she said it, so I was trying to impersonate her impersonation of Beef," Vechs replied to MCGamer's statement.
"Well, I'm not sure if you watched his latest reaction video, but it was clear that Beef was trying to impersonate Pause in it."
"So basically, I was trying to impersonate Rei Rei's impersonation of Beef, which is actually an impersonation of Pause, so I was actually impersonating Pause."
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"Ooh, I just got a great idea."
"What, Pause? What is the idea this time? You have so many ideas, we couldn't go a couple minutes without hearing you say 'I have another idea'!" Coestar responds to Pause.
"Is the B-Team still active on the server?" Pause asked the other three people, as they neared the remodeled bakery at Spawn Town.
"I don't think so. GenerikB left the server a couple days ago, so unless Bdubs wants to continue a one man B-Team, it's officially dead."
"Well, then, I heard GenerikB sold this bakery and their base over to Aureylian, so if we could get her to sell the bakery and the base to us, we have our own headquarters."
Pause enters the cupcake-shaped building, with Avidya and Coestar tagging along behind. Avidya spoke, "Yeah, it's a good idea, but where the heck is the base?"
Coestar replies, "In one of MC's videos, he shows himself getting into the base through his fountain, so follow me."
The Cupcake Mafia left the bakery and went down the fairy fountain chute, in which after they finished bouncing on the slime block at the bottom, Coestar dug a tunnel in the side of the wall, with the pickaxe, until it connects with the unfinished part of the B-Team base. "All right, if we are able to make this purchase with Aureylian, we will finally have some place to conduct our actions..."
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Date: Sunday, June 1st, 2014 08:26 pm (UTC)I can't stop laughing at dis Etho line, why? Their has to be a fanfic based on that line, I want one now xD
(Epic fic btw :D )