Fanfic - Tuna

[scaredykitty]

Because there has to be tuna fics now.

“Mmm, look at all this tuna,” Pause said, caressing the cans of tuna they had piled up in front of them. Rob dropped another few cans onto the pile, making the cans wobble and fall in a heap. “Hey! Careful with the tuna!” Pause said, carefully stacking the cans up again.

Rob laughed softly, shoving Pause onto the pile of tuna cans, destroying Pause's carefully constructed tuna artwork. “If I catch you having sex with the tuna, you have to replace all the destroyed tuna plus some,” Rob said warningly. Pause frowned, pondering the tuna cans.

“I'm a careful lover, I'm sure we won't have to replace any of the tuna,” Pause said, causing the two of them to laugh hysterically as they put the tuna away for safekeeping.

- It's far too short, so let's actually tell you why there's a tuna fic!

It's because of this prop hunt - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RfIKn2x-EA&feature=youtu.be&a

Starting at around 8 minutes in or so, Pause reads Rob's tag. Rob's tag happens to be from the MindcrackConfessions tumblr blog, or at least look a lot like it.

They then get into talking about the salad #thesaladisreal and yeah. So I wrote that short thing. No worries, no one is having sex with tuna in future fics. Maybe near tuna. Hueehuehe.

Comments

[astralradiance]

I only just now got to read this, but LOL. It had to be written.

[scaredykitty]

Had to be! :D

[bookworm2692]

You asked for it, guys. You got it

[scaredykitty]

They got it, they got it gooood huehuehue XD

[celestepastore]

Jesus tapdancing Christ

I hope you guys realize the lengths we go to to keep your attention

[scaredykitty]

We don't go to that much to keep their attention. If we were really trying, it would have been a several page long fic involving tuna, mayonnaise, and condoms.

Hehehehe

[oliviathecf]

this was hilarious and made me wish there were more pause/omw fics on this site.

the video made me wonder just how much they've seen. like if they just link each other fics, or if they've gone down and checked a good number of the fics. as a predominately nsfw author (with no shame)...that's something i kinda want to know haha

[scaredykitty]

Hmmmm...I suspect since they're busy busy people, they scan and read the ones that interest them unless they've been sent a link to a specific one. So like...every few months, they go scan scan (or sooner, like in the case of MC or any of the other salad lurker types), unless they see a specific link, in which case they won't miss it.

Maybe? That idea seems reasonable.

[oliviathecf]

that sounds like it's probably true. like every once in a while they'll be like "oh yeah, that website with fanfiction...i'll check it out" and scroll through the front page, read and laugh at what they think sounds amusing, and leave for another few weeks.

that does sound reasonable.