mindcracklove | AHH!: SMS fanfiction

It's been awhile since I posted something and so here! Mew wrote a prompt on Tumblr about Kurt's recent episode intro and I wanted to try it out. So enjoy :D
“AHHHHH!”
Zisteau heard a muffled ‘AH!’ in the distance and knowing him, he went to go check out where the noise was coming from. The muffled ‘AH’ became louder and he realized he was hearing Kurt. Upon reaching the top of a hill, he finds Kurt running around a hilly landscape and screaming at the top of his lungs. And while screaming, he was breaking stone and dirt.
“Kurt!”
“AHHHHHHHHH!” Kurt paused his yelling to take a deep breathe and open his mouth to scream again.
“Kurt!” Zisteau drew his bow, letting go of the string and barely hitting Kurt’s feet.
“AHHH- oh damn!” Kurt stopped his recording and jumped back. He looked around and saw Zisteau, bow in hand, looking at him with a blank expression on his face "Why did you shoot?"
The pigman raises an eyebrow and continues to stare at the man for a few moments til opening his mouth to speak again.
"Well..." he walks down the hill and heads towards Kurt. "For one you weren't listening." Zisteau grabs a Efficiency V pickaxe, "And two, do you need help?"
The farlander didn't say anything for a few moments, he was eyeing the pigman up and down before sighing, "Ok, grab a pick and let's go-"
"Great!" Zisteau smiled wide, turning around and began mining the stone.
"...But I'm not finished with my intro." Kurt mumbles, a slight smile appearing on his face as a plan formed in his head.
~☆~
Zisteau's inventory was full of stone and dirt, so he went to put it in a chest.
Kurt saw this as a perfect opportunity to scare the pigman. He tip-toed over to where Zisteau was and yelled, "AHHHHHHH!"
Zisteau jumped at the sudden noise and hit his head on the chest above. He turned around, rubbing his head, to see his friend laughing hysterically on the ground.
"What the fuck Kurt, you scared the hell out of me." He couldn't help but smile. Watching his friend role around on the ground laughing was a pretty hysterical sight to see.
Kurt couldn't stop laughing, and Zisteau's expression turned serious as seconds went by.
A few seconds later, Kurt got up and wiped a tear from his eye. "Ok, done." He said between giggles.
"Good, cause next time you do it, I'll make you respawn." The pigman muttered, walking over to a patch of cobble and continued mining.
Oh, this won't be the last He smirked, also working his way over to a patch of cobble.
~☆~
"AHHHHHHHH!"
He startled Zisteau again and made him drop a stack of cobble on his foot.
"God damn it!" He yelled in pain, hopping on one foot. "I warned you not to do that again!" Zisteau took out his sword and walked over to the doubled over Kurt on the ground, laughing. He brought his sword up and brought it down into Kurt's chest.
The laughing continued as he respawned, and on Zisteau's face, a smile appeared. "You're an idiot."
Kurt climbed up to the surface, from his spawn, only hearing the "idiot" part of the sentence and giggled.
"Ok, done with my intro, we can work now."
"Thank Notch."
There were a few more deaths later on, mainly because of Kurt's screaming and Zisteau's killing, but they did finish flattening out the land. Afterwards they sat in the middle of the plot and watched the stars move slowly across the silent, night sky.