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mindcrackloveI'm really sorry. This is over a week late. But I came up with more ideas and this kinda just got put off. Sorry Fleather! Anyway this is what I get for messing around in the Salad Skype chats. I held a mini competition, and the prize was that I write a fic for the winner. Well, Fleather won. So here it is, the very late fic that I promised Fleather. Enjoy!
Zisteau stood in the shadows of the Nether Hub, watching Vechs walk across the patterned floor. He glanced at the piece of paper in his hand and looked back at Vechs. Vechs will understand, he told himself, there's no-one else you can tell. He briefly thought about telling Kurt, but shook his head mentally. He didn't feel like they were close enough to tell him. Besides, recently.... No, he pushed all thoughts of Kurt out of his mind and approached Vechs.
Vechs saw Zisteau pretty quickly. "Hey pigderp! What do ya want?" Zisteau shoved the paper he was holding at Vechs. "Uh, ok. What does this say?" Vechs read what was scribbled onto the paper. "So you've lost your voice huh?" Zisteau nodded. "What are you going to do about your videos?" Zisteau shrugged. Vechs grinned. "Tell ya what, I'll cover for you. I can imitate other peoples voices pretty well. I'll just need a couple of passwords to some of your accounts, and we're sorted!" Zisteau sighed and raised his hands to gesture something but Vechs cut him off. "Great! Can't wait to start being you!" He hopped in a minecart and rode away.
----A few days later----
Vechs logged on as Zisteau and signed into Skype as Zisteau. He grinned. Today was going to be fun. He quickly checked who was online. Just Kurt and Etho. Perfect. He would mess with Etho first, then Kurt. He looked across spawn at EthoCorp. He could just make out Etho's name moving around inside. He chuckled and started towards Etho.
Etho was pretty bored. He was just brewing some extra potions for EthoCorp and organising the chests. So he was pretty glad to see Zisteau coming towards EthoCorp. He rushed downstairs and opened the piston doors. "Hey Zisteau!" Zisteau waved and continued walking towards Etho. Etho welcomed him inside. "What brings you here Z?"
Vechs took a deep breath. He had to sound like Zisteau. If he didn't pull this off after days of practicing... Well, he was letting his pigderp down. He looked at Etho. "Etho, there's something I need to talk to you about."
Etho looked a little awkward but smiled anyway. "What's up?"
Vechs pasted a sad look onto his face. "I want to disband team EZ, it's just not working for me. I don't feel comfortable around you. And I'm sick of Terraria."
Etho stared at Zisteau. (Or, who he thought was Zisteau.) He couldn't believe what he was hearing. He thought he was becoming friends with Zisteau. Apparently, Zisteau had just been putting up with him. He felt a cold anger bubble up inside of him and turned away from Zisteau. "Get out of my shop right now and never come back. Never speak to me again."
Vechs stood there, grinning inwardly. This was better than he had hoped! He was startled by Etho's ice cold voice speaking to him again. "Get out. Now!" When Vechs didn't move, Etho span around and pulled out his bow. "Didn't you hear me? GET OUT OF MY SHOP!" Vechs took one look at the heavily enchanted bow, and ran.
Etho lowered his bow and cast it aside. He couldn't believe the nerve of Zisteau! Just dropping that emotional bomb on him like that! He thought they got along, that they had a strong friendship. Obviously not. He felt the anger inside him cool a little and give way to sadness. Etho ran into the storage room below the shop and hid himself in a corner. Alone, he slumped against the wall and fought to keep his tears from showing.
----Meanwhile----
Vechs let a gleeful smile spread to his lips. He wasn't expecting Etho to get so mad. It was really an added bonus. He skipped over to the Nether Portal and went to go find Kurt.
----A minecart ride later----
Vechs jumped out of the portal and spotted Kurt instantly. He was just walking over to his house. Vechs already knew what he was going to do with Kurt, and knew that Zisteau would never forgive him for it. Oh well. He skipped over to Kurt. "Hey Kurt!"
Kurt turned, a little startled. "Oh hey Zisteau, I didn't notice you there."
Vechs stopped in front of Kurt, a little closer than you would normally stand next to someone. "Y'know Kurt, I was wondering. I've been thinking about you a lot recently, and I want to try a relationship with you."
Kurt blushed bright scarlet. "Zisteau, I don't know what to say..."
Vechs pushed Kurt against the wooden wall of his simple home. Kurt looked confused and tried to get out from Vechs' grip but Vechs held on tight to his wrists. "Let's start with this..." He started to kiss Kurt.
Kurt's eyes went wide when Zisteau kissed him. He had no idea what was going on, or why Zisteau suddenly wanted to do this, but he went with it anyway.
----End notes----
I kinda cut it off a little there because I don't want this to turn into smut. I'm not practically comfortable writing smut, so yeah. No smut. Weird ending because of it. And I'm sorry about the sad feels with Etho. Well...not really. *evil grin*
Zisteau stood in the shadows of the Nether Hub, watching Vechs walk across the patterned floor. He glanced at the piece of paper in his hand and looked back at Vechs. Vechs will understand, he told himself, there's no-one else you can tell. He briefly thought about telling Kurt, but shook his head mentally. He didn't feel like they were close enough to tell him. Besides, recently.... No, he pushed all thoughts of Kurt out of his mind and approached Vechs.
Vechs saw Zisteau pretty quickly. "Hey pigderp! What do ya want?" Zisteau shoved the paper he was holding at Vechs. "Uh, ok. What does this say?" Vechs read what was scribbled onto the paper. "So you've lost your voice huh?" Zisteau nodded. "What are you going to do about your videos?" Zisteau shrugged. Vechs grinned. "Tell ya what, I'll cover for you. I can imitate other peoples voices pretty well. I'll just need a couple of passwords to some of your accounts, and we're sorted!" Zisteau sighed and raised his hands to gesture something but Vechs cut him off. "Great! Can't wait to start being you!" He hopped in a minecart and rode away.
----A few days later----
Vechs logged on as Zisteau and signed into Skype as Zisteau. He grinned. Today was going to be fun. He quickly checked who was online. Just Kurt and Etho. Perfect. He would mess with Etho first, then Kurt. He looked across spawn at EthoCorp. He could just make out Etho's name moving around inside. He chuckled and started towards Etho.
Etho was pretty bored. He was just brewing some extra potions for EthoCorp and organising the chests. So he was pretty glad to see Zisteau coming towards EthoCorp. He rushed downstairs and opened the piston doors. "Hey Zisteau!" Zisteau waved and continued walking towards Etho. Etho welcomed him inside. "What brings you here Z?"
Vechs took a deep breath. He had to sound like Zisteau. If he didn't pull this off after days of practicing... Well, he was letting his pigderp down. He looked at Etho. "Etho, there's something I need to talk to you about."
Etho looked a little awkward but smiled anyway. "What's up?"
Vechs pasted a sad look onto his face. "I want to disband team EZ, it's just not working for me. I don't feel comfortable around you. And I'm sick of Terraria."
Etho stared at Zisteau. (Or, who he thought was Zisteau.) He couldn't believe what he was hearing. He thought he was becoming friends with Zisteau. Apparently, Zisteau had just been putting up with him. He felt a cold anger bubble up inside of him and turned away from Zisteau. "Get out of my shop right now and never come back. Never speak to me again."
Vechs stood there, grinning inwardly. This was better than he had hoped! He was startled by Etho's ice cold voice speaking to him again. "Get out. Now!" When Vechs didn't move, Etho span around and pulled out his bow. "Didn't you hear me? GET OUT OF MY SHOP!" Vechs took one look at the heavily enchanted bow, and ran.
Etho lowered his bow and cast it aside. He couldn't believe the nerve of Zisteau! Just dropping that emotional bomb on him like that! He thought they got along, that they had a strong friendship. Obviously not. He felt the anger inside him cool a little and give way to sadness. Etho ran into the storage room below the shop and hid himself in a corner. Alone, he slumped against the wall and fought to keep his tears from showing.
----Meanwhile----
Vechs let a gleeful smile spread to his lips. He wasn't expecting Etho to get so mad. It was really an added bonus. He skipped over to the Nether Portal and went to go find Kurt.
----A minecart ride later----
Vechs jumped out of the portal and spotted Kurt instantly. He was just walking over to his house. Vechs already knew what he was going to do with Kurt, and knew that Zisteau would never forgive him for it. Oh well. He skipped over to Kurt. "Hey Kurt!"
Kurt turned, a little startled. "Oh hey Zisteau, I didn't notice you there."
Vechs stopped in front of Kurt, a little closer than you would normally stand next to someone. "Y'know Kurt, I was wondering. I've been thinking about you a lot recently, and I want to try a relationship with you."
Kurt blushed bright scarlet. "Zisteau, I don't know what to say..."
Vechs pushed Kurt against the wooden wall of his simple home. Kurt looked confused and tried to get out from Vechs' grip but Vechs held on tight to his wrists. "Let's start with this..." He started to kiss Kurt.
Kurt's eyes went wide when Zisteau kissed him. He had no idea what was going on, or why Zisteau suddenly wanted to do this, but he went with it anyway.
----End notes----
I kinda cut it off a little there because I don't want this to turn into smut. I'm not practically comfortable writing smut, so yeah. No smut. Weird ending because of it. And I'm sorry about the sad feels with Etho. Well...not really. *evil grin*
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Date: Monday, February 17th, 2014 03:12 am (UTC)I thought Vetches would just be like I'm pigderp rawr rwar rwar man pants!
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