Zisteau's Mission

[roseblonde123]

This randomly came to me when I was taking a nap... I don't know why but I wanted to type it out before I couldn't remember it. So let the mission begin!


Zisteau was on a mission. His mission was to start a battle with Team Canada. But not just any battle, a tickle battle.

His first stop was to Pause's hole. He searched the bottom of the hole and found Pause digging up diamonds. As stealthy as he can be, he crept over to where Pause was and moved his hands gently over Pause's sides. Making him burst out with laughter. He jumped out of his grip and pulled his bow out, arrow barely an inch from his nose.

“What are you doing here Zed?” Pause threatens, loosening his grip on his bow.

“I'm just bored and I wanted to pay you a visit.” Zisteau said poking the native in the side, making him jump again.

“Stop that! Go bug Etho or Beef!” Pause says bringing out his sword, making Zisteau walk backwards.

An anvil came down almost hitting Zisteau. A note was attached: Don't even try. -Etho

Damn it! He thought kicking the anvil. Time to go find Beef.

Zisteau walked around trying to find the butcher and found him lurking around the shops at spawn. A grin was slowly forming on the pigman's lips. He walked over, watching his step, and came behind Beef. He didn't notice the split second Beef had turned around and knocked into Zisteau, sending them both to the ground. Zisteau closed his eyes falling and once he hit the ground, there was pressure on his lips. He opened his eyes to find Beef bright red and apologizing. Zisteau smiled, offering Beef a hand. He took it and came face to face with the pigman again.

“No need to apologize, Beef.” Zisteau pecked the butcher's cheek with a kiss and saw the red form on his face again. He could tell he was having trouble forming words so he just winked and walked away. “If you want to talk, come by anytime.” He turned around to find Beef scratching his head, trying to figure out what just happened.

Comments

[hawser]

I love it! That little Zedsteau! :D

[drama_llama1]

Awwwwwwwwwww beefsteau haha sounda like beef stew

[(Anonymous)]

I'd eat that lolz

[bookworm2692]

Awww, that's adorabubble