Greetings From Smithsonia

[thisissolemons]

My name is Ethan and I am a writer of stuff. Sometimes I email people pretending to be a Nigerian prince of great importance. But that is another story.

Expect bizarre surrealist journeys with noodles and noodles of social themes and existential commentary. But more importantly, expect all of that to be packaged into saucy tales of docyrao (because dammit that needs to be more of a thing) and nebtho (because dammit that requires zero explanation). Also expect horrible procrastination the likes of which will baffle and confound you.

A better person than I would include a short fic in this blatantly egocentric introduction, but alas, the night is old and my eyes are weary. And also Campus PD is on; College Cops!

Comments

[oliviathecf]

yes welcome friend, i have ensnared you in the deliciousness which is Doc/Pyro and nebtho.

this is my irl friend who i have forced into a life of mindcrack and shipping. that's actually how i got him into mindcrack, by talking about etho and nebris, and UST.

[theropod]

Hello :3 Welcome to the Salad! I hope you enjoy your stay :D

[elfowlgirl]

Hello, Olivia's-irl-friend-who-is-also-named-Ethan to the salad. It's wonderful to have you.

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks! I'm enjoying it already :-)

[(Anonymous)]

Gracias, it's wonderful to be here

[(Anonymous)]

...And thus forever changing my LP watching habits

[wildh10l]

Hehe I may not be the first to greet you but I'm the first and only to give you the GREATEST BEAR HUG EVER!! (Becuase my hugs are the best!! Sticks tongue out at squid, Nan, Becca and Book :P :P :P)

On a side note, welcome to the salad! Im Wild and I agree with both your explanations of why docyrao and Nebtho. Nebtho never does need an explanation. Hehe ;)

[oliviathecf]

you big dumb, you forgot to log back in \(ono)/

[jaycana]

Mm, Wild, I'm in the hug wars too~

*hugs*

Um, would you prefer that I call you Ethan, or somewhere along the lines of Issolemons from your username? Either is fine, just wondering.

But yes, welcome to the Salad! There definitely needs to be more Docryao (is that how you spell it? One can never be sure...) around here, yes. Again, welcome!

[ivillious_liliuvos]

Hello, Ethan! I won't expect anything less bizarre than the tales you have just described. It is most certainly my thing. Probably most others too.

*pats on back because I have a bit of a traumatic experience with hugs* Certainly, interesting stories are to be had, though I tend to avoid the shipping around by here due to not finding many sources that are rich with the pairings people like.

[(Anonymous)]

Hello!! *GIVES BESTS BEAR HUG EVER WHILE STICKING TOUNGE OUT AT NAN, SQUID AND BOOK* I do hope you post some of your writings! Also, don't forget to login when you're responding to people's comments. ;););)
-Beca

[redyellowgirl]

There's a boy in The Salad?!? How scandalous! I love it! Welcome, Ethan! I'm RedYellow, pleasure to make your acquaintance. :D

[hawser]

Don't forget me!!!
* tries to get into bear hug*

[hawser]

Hey der , my name is Hawser it is very very very very cherry nice ta meet ya! Welcome to da SALAD!!! I am too kinda new, so yay!!:D hope to see alot more stuff from ya!
BTW: *GIVES ETHAN A MASSIVE BEAR HUG*
-better than everyone elses :)

[hawser]

Ya! Im in da bear hug too! Dont cha know though! :)

[(Anonymous)]

NO! MINE ARE BETTER THAN YOURS! :)
-beca

[wildh10l]

My list is getting too long to write when I win every time! :p

[jaycana]

Oh you won't be winning every time...maybe. :P

[nannyn]

MY
HUGS
ARE
BETTER
THAN
EVERYONE'S.

DEAL WITH IT.

(Welcome, new person! Glad to have you here! :D)

[thisissolemons]

Haha either one is fine by me! And thanks for the warm welcome!

[thisissolemons]

*pats back in return* Yeah, I used to not be much of a shipper either, until very recently. Certain pairs just really lend themselves to it haha (cough cough nebtho). And I will make sure to deliver in tales of the bizarre ;-)