Greetings From Smithsonia
Sunday, December 29th, 2013 02:17 amMy name is Ethan and I am a writer of stuff. Sometimes I email people pretending to be a Nigerian prince of great importance. But that is another story.
Expect bizarre surrealist journeys with noodles and noodles of social themes and existential commentary. But more importantly, expect all of that to be packaged into saucy tales of docyrao (because dammit that needs to be more of a thing) and nebtho (because dammit that requires zero explanation). Also expect horrible procrastination the likes of which will baffle and confound you.
A better person than I would include a short fic in this blatantly egocentric introduction, but alas, the night is old and my eyes are weary. And also Campus PD is on; College Cops!
Expect bizarre surrealist journeys with noodles and noodles of social themes and existential commentary. But more importantly, expect all of that to be packaged into saucy tales of docyrao (because dammit that needs to be more of a thing) and nebtho (because dammit that requires zero explanation). Also expect horrible procrastination the likes of which will baffle and confound you.
A better person than I would include a short fic in this blatantly egocentric introduction, but alas, the night is old and my eyes are weary. And also Campus PD is on; College Cops!