Ummmm....uhhh..Hai Der! I am Hawser!

[hawser]

Hello there! My name is Hawser, (you can probably figure) this is my first post and I'm kinda almost sorta maybe definitely...nervous. I have been a mindcrack fan for a while now, and i really enjoy watching all of them ALOT! I joined because i thought it would be interesting to read and write about stuff like this.

I LOVE to draw and create and make lanyards and stuff like that! I may seem kinda kiddish for that but , you know, eh.

My favorite color is green!

....and der it is ...uh so yeah thats just a little about me. And i hope to be doing future posts and stuff! And didn't think half this stuff i wrote is nessasary but I'm new.

BTW: i am still getting used to the controls and stuff here, so if you see me derpin around then just think, "oh right she is new! That makes a hecka ton more sense!"

Comments

[bookworm2692]

Am I really finally the first to reply? In that case... GIVES HAWSER A GIANT BEAR HUG SO SHE CANT ESCAPE WHILST SIMULTANIOUSLY POKING HER TOUNGE OUT AT NAN, SQUID, BECA, AND ALL THE REST IN THIS WAR.

Phew, I think we can relax now.

Catches breath.

So, how are you? Not dead, I hope.

Oh dear, she seems unable to get up. I'm better help her

Gives Hawser another hug, but ever so gently, so she survives.

Drags Hawser over to a corner and whispers "beware, the hug pile is near"

[hawser]

Thanks...for...the..hug...* catches breathe* that was close! xD
I am pretty gud, as far as i can tell i am not dead, lemme check......yup!

[bookworm2692]

Another successful hug... That is, we are both alive

[nannyn]

IT IS ON

[bookworm2692]

*pokes tongue out at nan and taunts her that she threw her gun out of the window all those... weeks? ago*

[wildh10l]

*Runs into room and sees Hawser and Book in corner*

Hey a new person! Welcome to the salad!

*Pulls Hawser into a gentle yet BESTIST BEAR HUG EVER! (Aka better than Book's, Nan's, Squid's or Becca's)*

[hawser]

Thanx!
Wowzers everybody's giving me so much bear hugs!!!
I haven't got a hug from nan, squids, or becca yet...
I sense a bear hug pile approaching...in the distance

[bookworm2692]

Just wait until they come. Salad means hugs

[(Anonymous)]

Awww yeah! *GIVES ENOURMUS BEAR HUG WHILE STICKING TOUNGE OUT AT SQUID AND NAN* Welcome to the Salad! I hope to see you posting stuff on here soon!
-Beca

[hawser]

Thank alot!
Very much appreciated! Its nice to have a warm welcome! While outside my house its below freezing!!
BUUURRRR!!

[(Anonymous)]

Hey just asking, judging from your picture, do you like pokemon? Or did you pick it just because it was a cool picture?
-Beca

[hawser]

Actually, yuss i do like da pokémonz. I thought hey why not? I watch Pyro's pokémon series' sometimes!
My brother got me into it mostly...so yup :)

[(Anonymous)]

Ahh. Okay. I like it too! I do play the game, although I have 4 DS. 2 regular, 1 DSi, and one 3DS. IMO, that's 3 too many! <_< -Beca

[hawser]

Awesome! You can never have too many, nintendo brain washes people into buying more anyway, it is not your fault in the first place. :)

[(Anonymous)]

I guess so! Blame my sister for getting that extra DS and giving it to me (it's not like I use it anyway...)
-Beca

[jack_unicorn]

WELCOME *dramatic fade out* TO THE SALAD!
My name is Jack, as you may be able to guess. *Keeps away from hug pile because hug pile. Tries to wave like a cool person but fails* Hehe. I hope you will like it here. Yah.

[hawser]

Thank you oh so very much!
*waves from the hug pile*
:D

[drama_llama1]

NOOOOO i have been beaten oh well* gives a less comperative bear hug but a big bear hug nonetheless* welcome to salad my name is drama llama but you can call me drama or kiesha if you like and my favourite colour is YELLOW!

[hawser]

Any bear hug works in my book! :D
Trust me, no matter how tiny the hug it all has the same meaning as the bigger ones!

[bookworm2692]

Hey! Hands off! You don't own me! I am FREEEEEEEEE

[bexcat303]

Welcome! :D

Drawing you say... so can I expect to see some awesome art in the near future? >u< I hope sooo I love mindcrack fanart :'3 ... sadly im not terribly good at drawing people my self haha (im more of am animal person) so seeing others make great fanart for mindcrack is always awesome!

[hawser]

...maybe i have to warn you though i may not be the best at drawing people either but i can draw other stuff like animals and objects and other magical things. I also <3 mindcrack fanart, it certainly is very AWESOME. :)

[bexcat303]

Yeah, they are prtty tricky to draw x3 but yes, I look forward to seeing some of it! :3

[jaycana]

Mm, I seem to have beaten Nan and Squid *Hugs quickly, steps away to avoid getting smushed*

Hello, welcome, I'm Jay! I love every colour out there, so don't ask me, I can't decide...
Hope you enjoy your time here~

[hawser]

Thanx! :D

[squidney87]

OH MAN. THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT BEIN ON HERE FOR A DAY. I GET OUTHUGGED.

Welcome to our humble little community. Hope you enjoy your time here and I hope to see some'a your stuff!

*Gives hawser the best BEAR HUG they have ever received, one you shall never forget! MWAHAHAHAHA!*

[hawser]

Dont worry i believe in equal hugs no matter how late nor early! :D

[nannyn]

The others may have given you hugs already, but it is well known that my hugs are the best.

Suck it, other people.

*hugs new person

HELLO! My name is Nannyn, but call me Nan. I've been here for a while, young whippersnapper, so you may have seen some of my crap that I made people read on this website. Sorry, but there will be more to come. XD

Hope to see you here often, because the more, the merrier!

[nannyn]

Oh, and you're an artist, eh? Another one to the community! Yay!

*draws Hawser over to the artist portion of the community and gives them a huge hug, because artist hugs are the best of them all. Duh.

[hawser]

Hai der Nan! Thanx for the bear hug! I think that even if a hug is late it doesn't have any less meaning! :)
Oh yeah and i have read some of your stuff and i really liked it, i don't think its crap! :D

[waterbooper]

Welcome ^-^ I'm pretty new as well *Little hug because I'm sure you've had a good number of bear hugs*

[hawser]

Thanx you for the little hug, at least i got someone else thats pretty new too..it feels less weird now yayay!