Dot Matrix Peppers

Wednesday, November 20th, 2013 11:23 pm
[personal profile] asianina posting in [community profile] mindcracklove
I'm sorry if I'm doing this wrong, this is my first post here.
I got this idea from Episode 284 of Far Lands or Bust!
http://youtu.be/uK2v12pMDHY?t=8m

He walked rhythmically and nodded almost imperceptibly to a song in his head. Normally he wouldn't be this calm when walking into the supermarket, but not many people would be shopping this early on a Saturday morning. He smiled slightly when the gust of air hit him as the automatic doors opened, the air conditioning welcome on his face. The weather was nice today and the sun was warm on his buzz-cut scalp, but he preferred the comfort of the indoors.

He passed the bakery, looking longingly at the freshly baked bread. His stomach urged him to grab a warm loaf, but his brain reminded him of his gluten intolerance. After a long, hard pause, he reluctantly hurried away, looking over his shoulder as a man with a shopping cart approached the bread station. He stole a glance behind him to see if the shopping cart was following, but the man was intent at picking a donut.

Sighing a breath he unconsciously was holding, he walked to the produce area, grateful for the narrowly avoiding the interaction. He looked around to see if he was alone before continuing to browse, picking up carrots and celery to put in his salad. He prided himself in having a moderately colorful diet, and remembered he was missing bell peppers. Red, orange, and yellow bell peppers for a rainbow on his plate. The bell peppers were firm and looked delicious, and he absorbed himself into picking a couple good ones to put in his stir fry. He didn't notice the woman until she spoke up.
"My kids always want the yellow and the orange ones, but they all taste the same." She commented, smiling at the man as she inspected the orange bell peppers. He froze with a red bell pepper in his hand, his heart beating faster as he tried to formulate a reply.

"Yeaheglsehsgmfsd." He mumbled, trying not to seem rude but wishing dearly he could leave. The woman continued like he didn't say anything.

"You're just grabbing the red ones, right?" She asked as she pulled two plastic produce bags out and handed him one to put the peppers in.

"Yes." He said, when he meant no. He slowly put the bell pepper he grabbed into the bag, before inspecting the other red ones. The lady did the same, inspecting the orange ones before selecting a few.

"How would you know?" He asked, feeling suddenly bold.

"Hmm?" She looked and he felt a wave of anxiety fill him.

"How would you know, if you mix them together? They'd look betterorsomething?" He felt stupid and trailed off, looking away.

"Oh, we eat raw vegetables. We don't mix them together." She replied and he nodded and shoved two more bell peppers in and quickly walked away. He had a quicker pace during the rest of this shopping expedition, the serenity of the saturday morning now broken by the awkward interaction with the random woman.

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 06:32 am (UTC)
jellybeanninja: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jellybeanninja
My kinship towards Kurt forever deepens.

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 10:53 am (UTC)
squidney87: Me and Etho. <3 (Default)
From: [personal profile] squidney87
Hehe. Oh Kurt. Ever so awkward.

I see this is your first post! Hi! Welcome! *Gives BEAR HUG!* Hahaha Beca I win! :P

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Jerk XD

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
My bear hug was better than yours! Oh that was me posting above this.
-Beca

Date: Friday, November 22nd, 2013 11:19 am (UTC)
squidney87: Me and Etho. <3 (Default)
From: [personal profile] squidney87
Nope. You can't win, because I've already won. No bear hug is greater than mine. It's physically impossible. But nice try. :P

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hello and welcome!!!! *gives ENOURMUS bear hug* ( my bear hug was better than squids) really good first post! I hope to see more of these!
-Beca

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 10:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] curlycue
Very well written! Welcome to the Salad Stand! I promise, we don't bite. Well, most of us don't. :P lol I look forward to seeing more of your work!

Date: Thursday, November 21st, 2013 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Who ya talking to? Not me??? (right??) maybe squid??
-Beca

Date: Friday, November 22nd, 2013 11:20 am (UTC)
squidney87: Me and Etho. <3 (Default)
From: [personal profile] squidney87
I do not bite! I bear hug. c:

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