mindcracklove | The Jungle of Infinity

Okay, I wrote this really fast, so it's not as good as it could have been. Basically, it's about the adventure that happened today while I was on the server. You'll see what happens.

It was just a regular day on the Salad server. The moon shone in the sky, surrounded by twinkling stars. Everything was peace and quiet.

*documentary voice* "And now we see the wild Jad in his natural habitat..." Read the chat. "He has decided to travel underneath the jungle, as it is much easier to cross the terrain that way." Jad said, commentating his own journey.
"Meanwhile, Blue searches in vain for her friend Jad. She eventually gives up and goes exploring." Blue said next, following Jad's lead in third-person updates.
"Jad searches for the mythical mesa."

Minutes passed with this silly commentary, but soon it seemed that something was wrong.

"Jad..." Blue said. "Where are you?"
"Next to this sheep." He replied.
"That's very descriptive, thank you."
"You know, the one by this big tree."
"Yes, I know exactly what you mean."

Sarcasm kept the moment light, but it wouldn't last very long.

"Water!!" Jad shouted to the air. "I need water!!"
"What are your coords?" Asked Mew, who had just joined the rescue mission.
"We went east and found this jungle." Said Blue.
"It never ends. There is only the jungle... and what lies beyond. Beyond... is the far lands." The jungle was obviously having effects on Jad's mental state.
"And maybe beyond that... lies Jad's long lost brain." Curly suggested.
"I ate that yesterday!"

Hours passed, but none of the three could find each other.

"Hey, I found donkeys!"

The jungle seemed to go on forever.

"I'm trying to go around it..."
"There is no around!"

It seemed they would never find their way out.

"Jad!"
"Blue!"

Now to find Mew.

"Don't go in! You'll never find your way out!"
"What are your coords?"
"Jad, where'd you go?"
"Don't move!"
"I'm almost there!"

"Mew!"
"Blue! Jad!"
"We found you!"
"Jack!" Shouted the Unicorn, wanting to join in the celebration.

Finally they made their way home, never again to return to the Jungle of Infinity.