Rogue prompt idea: Cobble Lovers
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mindcrackloveThis is a terrible idea and no one will convince me otherwise. Basically instead of hating cobble, everyone is in love with cobble, in the worst way possible. Hot steamy cobble action. Innuendos about hardness. Passages about texture, how it turns back to smooth under heat. Cobble is not respected, but cobble is always there for you, even if you shun it. Cobble is durable and multipurpose; it can take a beating.
I imagine the Cobblehaters are all secretly having an affair with it or at least uncomfortably attracted to it, all independently of each other. Nebris is especially closeted since he's usually the most outspoken about hating it. The plot is them finding one of them out while trying to keep their own secret and dealing with the guilt of keeping up that duality, not knowing they all share the same dirty secret.
I imagine the Cobblehaters are all secretly having an affair with it or at least uncomfortably attracted to it, all independently of each other. Nebris is especially closeted since he's usually the most outspoken about hating it. The plot is them finding one of them out while trying to keep their own secret and dealing with the guilt of keeping up that duality, not knowing they all share the same dirty secret.
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Date: Thursday, July 18th, 2013 11:27 pm (UTC)~Celeste, who is too lazy to log in atm
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Date: Thursday, July 18th, 2013 11:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Friday, July 19th, 2013 12:48 am (UTC)Maybe I will find time to type a fic of such a thing (after i finish like five other stories)