Town Drunk
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mindcrackloveA little of Beef and his time with the town drunk
"He never does anything that drunk, it's just him and his potatoes." VintageBeef grumbled "well at least you help don't ya Greedy?" *woof* Greedy replied. Beef smiled at him back to work he sighed maybe those horses are ready to make some babies Beef walked over to the makeshift stable for the horses I really shod make a barn for these horses and I could use the hay bales too he came up on the horses to find two left "DAMN DRUNK stealing my horses, again!" Beef yelled. He stomped over to Guude's house.
"Well howdy *hic* partner" Guude chuckled. He was as usual, drunk. he needs something to do other than drink and steal my horses! Beef fumed "I want my horses back!" Guude looked confused, he got up and stumbled his way behind his house "oh fuck! I forgot to tie up *hic* my horses!" Guude remembered "and I had just *hic* found them in this newly generated town" Guude staggered towards the forest what does he think he's doing? He's not going... before Beef could finish his thought Guude had passed out "damn guy" he complained "guess we'll find our horses tomorrow" Beef told Greedy and they dragged Guude's body back to his house.
Guude woke to the sound of Beef's wolf barking damn dog he's head Fuck, this hang over will be the death of me. I need a drink he staggered over to where he kept the boozes... it was empty "Where the hell is the liquor!?" Guude stormed outside just in time to see Beef dump something on the ground. "What are you doing?" Guude demanded he looks too smug and he's being too loud and WHERE THE HELL IS MY ALCOHOL?!? Beef smiled at him and handed Guude the empty bottle. Why is he giving me this? Wait... "This is my LIQUOR!!" Guude raged
*Grrr* Greedy got up and started to walk in front of his master sensing that Guude was becoming hostile "Shhh..." Beef hushed the dog "Yep it's all been poured out, no more anywhere around here" Guude stood there flustered unable to speak. my alcohol.... my alcohol was his only thought. Beef grabbed Guude's arm and dragged him over to the troff, sat him down and walked into the saloon. He came back a minute later with a bucket what's he doing with a bucket? Guude wondered still preoccupied with the thought of all his alcohol being poured out.
This will wake him up Beef thought *SPLASH* Guude sputtered "Guude I need you sober, we need to find our horses." Beef urged. Guude got up and started ringing out his clothes grumbling about how long it took to make the rum. Still grumbling Guude gestured to Beef to follow him they walked into Beef's saloon. Guude went straight to the chests and brought out some leads and saddles. "We'll need these if we find horses, our or not. There are also tracks I saw, we can follow those" he handed some leads to Beef he really is a smart guy; knows what to do when he's not drunk. Beef grabbed Greedy and they headed north following horse tracks.
We've been walking for about a day now and still haven't seen any sign of our horses or any horses for that matter Beef thought worried I hope Guude has gotten over his hangover and isn't having withdrawal. "Guude how you feelin?" Beef asked concerned. Guude looked back at him tired and it looked like he wasn't doing too well "let's stay here for the night" Beef suggested looking up at the sky. Guude nodded at Beef and started to get his pick out but before he could, he slumped to the ground dead tired. Smiling Beef started to dig the hidey hole, when he was finished he dragged Guude into the hole and set him in the only bed it's going to be a long night Beef sighed as he readied himself to stay up all night and guard them.
Beef had been watching Guude for most of the night. About half way thought the night Beef decided he was incoherent when he heard a noise coming from outside the hidey hole. It sounded suspiciously like a horse's whinny why would there be a horse here? He wondered confused am I just hearing things because of the lack of sleep? Or is it a creeper that sounds like a horse because we're down in a hole? Wait... A HORSE!?! Beef with lack of a better judgement looked at Guude before sleepily running outside to find the horse.
"What the hell was that!?" Guude yelled as he woke up to a shriek. "Beef? BEEF!" He ran outsidewhere did that son of a bitch go? Why did he leave during the night without telling me? Guude started to panic, he couldn't find Beef. Guude started towards the plains biome when he heard a small whimper. What was that? Is that "Beef?" He tentatively called. He heard a quiet response in the distance the same way as the whimper. Guude walked towards the sound getting closer he saw it was Beef, he broke into a run.
"Beef what the hell were you thinking? What happened" Guude asked incredulous. Beef had burns on his back, arrow in the side and a bite in his arm.By the looks of the injuries he was blown up by a creeper, shot by a skellie, and bitten by a zombie. Beef muttered something about hearing a horse. “A horse? Hmm we will talk about that later... Damn it! If I had alcohol I could heal you" Guude complained frustrated. "There is some in my pack if you can get it" Beef said faintly. Guude quickly made his way back to the hole; he found Beef's bag grabbed the bottle. oh fuck me this is my favourite kind... I'll just take a sip... NO! If I do then I'll want more! What to do
Beef lay in the clearing after being attacked by monsters chasing after the imaginary horse. Guude had run off to get some alcohol... Darn it I told him where his liquor was. I hope he will come back... OW! What was I thinking chasing after a sound Beef grabbed his arm where the zombie bit him. The bite was starting to show signs of infections. I'm doomed if Guude doesn't come back. Where is he? Beef started to panic, as his panic was picking up he saw two horses pass by... I know those horses, they're ours! That mine, the one in the white socks! Oh Guude where are you!? "GUUDE!?" He tried to yell.
Guude had heard Beef's cry, he stuffed the bottle into his pocket and ran towards the clearing where Beef still laid. "Beef? BEEF?! What is it?" He asked running up. Beef pointed towards the trees; voice spent yelling for Guude. Guude looked towards the tree line and saw their horses. "THE HORSES!!" he shouted surprised. The horses whined and started to trot away frightened by Guude. Oh shit I should be quiet and tie them up. he quieted down when he remembered crap I don't have any leads "Beef do you have any leads cuz I don't?" Guude asked. Beef reached into his pocket and produced 4 leads.
Beef watched Guude tie up their horses, and then kneeled down beside him taking out the bottle of alcohol. "This will burn and be pretty much pure torture for you" Guude warned him Oh good like I wasn't in enough pain Beef thought sarcastically watching Guude poured the alcohol into a wooden bowl with a mix of plants and berries he had found well if it will help th.... Beef cried out in pain as Guude applied the syrup to his arm. "I'm sorry guy! This is the only way I know how to fix it." Guude apologized; Beef nodded which then turned into a grimace as Guude rolled him onto his back. "Ready? Here we go with the back it's a lot bigger." He started to pour. Beef hissed as the syrup touched his skin.
Guude applied the last bit of syrup to Beef's skin, before removing the arrow from his arm. He ripped the bottom of his shirt as a bandage to wrap up the bleeding wound. There not a bad job if I do say so myself Guude thought satisfied "that will hold you till we can get Doc to see you. Beef?" He sat Beef up "those bastards jumping me like that." Beef smiled at him, Guude had not missed the unshed tears. He felt moved by them; he pulled Beef into a hug minding the injuries, Beef needing comfort after his ordeal leaned into the embrace. Seizing the opportunity Guude kissed Beef; they sat there in the clearing intertwined for what felt like an eternity, when Guude pulled back. Beef looked at him and asked "does this make us a couple?" Guude smiled at him and nodded. Beef went into a fit of laughter "hahaha I'd never pictured myself, dating the town drunk" he giggled. Guude rolled his eyes at the remark and started to rise, dragging Beef with him. He mounted his horse as Beef grabbed the lead for his and got on the back of Guude's, they started the long ride back to Beef's ranch. They had made it home, before Guude had to call doc to come fix Beef up, Beef had given him a sweet little peck on the lips leaving him wanting more "you know you can tweak the insides of my barn anytime." Beef winking at him. Guude laughed and replied with "Secret Saturday" then walked Beef inside the saloon and called Doc.
"He never does anything that drunk, it's just him and his potatoes." VintageBeef grumbled "well at least you help don't ya Greedy?" *woof* Greedy replied. Beef smiled at him back to work he sighed maybe those horses are ready to make some babies Beef walked over to the makeshift stable for the horses I really shod make a barn for these horses and I could use the hay bales too he came up on the horses to find two left "DAMN DRUNK stealing my horses, again!" Beef yelled. He stomped over to Guude's house.
"Well howdy *hic* partner" Guude chuckled. He was as usual, drunk. he needs something to do other than drink and steal my horses! Beef fumed "I want my horses back!" Guude looked confused, he got up and stumbled his way behind his house "oh fuck! I forgot to tie up *hic* my horses!" Guude remembered "and I had just *hic* found them in this newly generated town" Guude staggered towards the forest what does he think he's doing? He's not going... before Beef could finish his thought Guude had passed out "damn guy" he complained "guess we'll find our horses tomorrow" Beef told Greedy and they dragged Guude's body back to his house.
Guude woke to the sound of Beef's wolf barking damn dog he's head Fuck, this hang over will be the death of me. I need a drink he staggered over to where he kept the boozes... it was empty "Where the hell is the liquor!?" Guude stormed outside just in time to see Beef dump something on the ground. "What are you doing?" Guude demanded he looks too smug and he's being too loud and WHERE THE HELL IS MY ALCOHOL?!? Beef smiled at him and handed Guude the empty bottle. Why is he giving me this? Wait... "This is my LIQUOR!!" Guude raged
*Grrr* Greedy got up and started to walk in front of his master sensing that Guude was becoming hostile "Shhh..." Beef hushed the dog "Yep it's all been poured out, no more anywhere around here" Guude stood there flustered unable to speak. my alcohol.... my alcohol was his only thought. Beef grabbed Guude's arm and dragged him over to the troff, sat him down and walked into the saloon. He came back a minute later with a bucket what's he doing with a bucket? Guude wondered still preoccupied with the thought of all his alcohol being poured out.
This will wake him up Beef thought *SPLASH* Guude sputtered "Guude I need you sober, we need to find our horses." Beef urged. Guude got up and started ringing out his clothes grumbling about how long it took to make the rum. Still grumbling Guude gestured to Beef to follow him they walked into Beef's saloon. Guude went straight to the chests and brought out some leads and saddles. "We'll need these if we find horses, our or not. There are also tracks I saw, we can follow those" he handed some leads to Beef he really is a smart guy; knows what to do when he's not drunk. Beef grabbed Greedy and they headed north following horse tracks.
We've been walking for about a day now and still haven't seen any sign of our horses or any horses for that matter Beef thought worried I hope Guude has gotten over his hangover and isn't having withdrawal. "Guude how you feelin?" Beef asked concerned. Guude looked back at him tired and it looked like he wasn't doing too well "let's stay here for the night" Beef suggested looking up at the sky. Guude nodded at Beef and started to get his pick out but before he could, he slumped to the ground dead tired. Smiling Beef started to dig the hidey hole, when he was finished he dragged Guude into the hole and set him in the only bed it's going to be a long night Beef sighed as he readied himself to stay up all night and guard them.
Beef had been watching Guude for most of the night. About half way thought the night Beef decided he was incoherent when he heard a noise coming from outside the hidey hole. It sounded suspiciously like a horse's whinny why would there be a horse here? He wondered confused am I just hearing things because of the lack of sleep? Or is it a creeper that sounds like a horse because we're down in a hole? Wait... A HORSE!?! Beef with lack of a better judgement looked at Guude before sleepily running outside to find the horse.
"What the hell was that!?" Guude yelled as he woke up to a shriek. "Beef? BEEF!" He ran outside
"Beef what the hell were you thinking? What happened" Guude asked incredulous. Beef had burns on his back, arrow in the side and a bite in his arm.By the looks of the injuries he was blown up by a creeper, shot by a skellie, and bitten by a zombie. Beef muttered something about hearing a horse. “A horse? Hmm we will talk about that later... Damn it! If I had alcohol I could heal you" Guude complained frustrated. "There is some in my pack if you can get it" Beef said faintly. Guude quickly made his way back to the hole; he found Beef's bag grabbed the bottle. oh fuck me this is my favourite kind... I'll just take a sip... NO! If I do then I'll want more! What to do
Beef lay in the clearing after being attacked by monsters chasing after the imaginary horse. Guude had run off to get some alcohol... Darn it I told him where his liquor was. I hope he will come back... OW! What was I thinking chasing after a sound Beef grabbed his arm where the zombie bit him. The bite was starting to show signs of infections. I'm doomed if Guude doesn't come back. Where is he? Beef started to panic, as his panic was picking up he saw two horses pass by... I know those horses, they're ours! That mine, the one in the white socks! Oh Guude where are you!? "GUUDE!?" He tried to yell.
Guude had heard Beef's cry, he stuffed the bottle into his pocket and ran towards the clearing where Beef still laid. "Beef? BEEF?! What is it?" He asked running up. Beef pointed towards the trees; voice spent yelling for Guude. Guude looked towards the tree line and saw their horses. "THE HORSES!!" he shouted surprised. The horses whined and started to trot away frightened by Guude. Oh shit I should be quiet and tie them up. he quieted down when he remembered crap I don't have any leads "Beef do you have any leads cuz I don't?" Guude asked. Beef reached into his pocket and produced 4 leads.
Beef watched Guude tie up their horses, and then kneeled down beside him taking out the bottle of alcohol. "This will burn and be pretty much pure torture for you" Guude warned him Oh good like I wasn't in enough pain Beef thought sarcastically watching Guude poured the alcohol into a wooden bowl with a mix of plants and berries he had found well if it will help th.... Beef cried out in pain as Guude applied the syrup to his arm. "I'm sorry guy! This is the only way I know how to fix it." Guude apologized; Beef nodded which then turned into a grimace as Guude rolled him onto his back. "Ready? Here we go with the back it's a lot bigger." He started to pour. Beef hissed as the syrup touched his skin.
Guude applied the last bit of syrup to Beef's skin, before removing the arrow from his arm. He ripped the bottom of his shirt as a bandage to wrap up the bleeding wound. There not a bad job if I do say so myself Guude thought satisfied "that will hold you till we can get Doc to see you. Beef?" He sat Beef up "those bastards jumping me like that." Beef smiled at him, Guude had not missed the unshed tears. He felt moved by them; he pulled Beef into a hug minding the injuries, Beef needing comfort after his ordeal leaned into the embrace. Seizing the opportunity Guude kissed Beef; they sat there in the clearing intertwined for what felt like an eternity, when Guude pulled back. Beef looked at him and asked "does this make us a couple?" Guude smiled at him and nodded. Beef went into a fit of laughter "hahaha I'd never pictured myself, dating the town drunk" he giggled. Guude rolled his eyes at the remark and started to rise, dragging Beef with him. He mounted his horse as Beef grabbed the lead for his and got on the back of Guude's, they started the long ride back to Beef's ranch. They had made it home, before Guude had to call doc to come fix Beef up, Beef had given him a sweet little peck on the lips leaving him wanting more "you know you can tweak the insides of my barn anytime." Beef winking at him. Guude laughed and replied with "Secret Saturday" then walked Beef inside the saloon and called Doc.
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