Fanfic - Sheep Shearing

[scaredykitty]

Short story time! When I said next thing would be fluffy, I wasn't kidding! :D

“Fluffy rainbow sheep, fluffy rainbow sheeeeep. You are such a squishy rainbow sheeeeeeep with squishy rainbow wool,” MC sang as he scratched Millbee's behind his ears.

“You make it sound like you're going to shear me, MC.” Millbee said, unable to be truly annoyed since ear scratches felt so good. He leaned against MC, the two of them sitting crossed legged on the ground, MC behind him.

MC paused for a moment, placing both hands on top of Millbee's head. “What would you look like if you were sheared, Millbee? That's a good question!” Millbee wiggled around until he was facing MC, removing MC's hands from his head. “You aren't shearing me, MC. That's just wrong.” Millbee said with a curt nod of his head.

“Awwww, but I'm sure you'd be adorable as a sheared sheep!” MC said, pouting. The two of them nearly jumped out of their skin when Pause jumped down from one of the ceiling beams. “Eeee, let's shear him!” Pause said, cackling madly as bounced back and forth from foot to foot, clapping his hands. “How long have you been spying on us, Pause?” MC asked, concerned.

“Errr...that doesn't matter, let's shear Millbee?” Pause said, coughing and shuffling uneasily. “Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your song!” MC frowned at Pause, before looking over at Millbee who was starting to stand up. “Hmmm...yes!” MC grabbed Millbee by one of his legs, causing him to fall with a soft 'whump' “No no no! Don't shear me! I need my woooool!” Millbee said as Pause cackled again, picking up the flailing sheep while MC stood up and started rummaging through a nearby chest looking for a sharp pair of shears.

Several hours later the devious pair sat back, panting loudly. They hadn't been able to find any rope so as to hogtie Millbee, so they both had taken turns holding down the unruly, shouty sheep. After much manhandling, they had managed to completely shear Millbee, save for his head. They both agreed not to do that, which seemed to calm Millbee down a bit.

Millbee stood up, glaring at the two of them. “Are you happy now? Look! I'm a naked sheep! Gah! How do you people stand it with no fur? Give me some clothes or something!” Millbee said as he started to shiver. “No, we need to take pictures first!” Pause said as he pulled a small camera from his pack he had left lying nearby.

“What? Nooooooo don't take pictures of me without my lovely wool!” Millbee said as he started to run around the room, flailing helplessly. Pause laughed as he took several pictures. “Oh that's adorable!” MC said, nodding at the camera as they reviewed the pictures, Millbee still freaking out in the background.

“What are we going to do with his fluffy wool?” MC asked, pulling a handful out of his pack before shoving it back in there before Millbee could grab it. Pause frowned, tilting his head.

“We could find someone to spin it into yarn, and knit him a sweater! That would be hilarious!” Pause said, nodding his head enthusiastically. “Who knows how to spin wool? Or knit?” MC said, scratching his head.

Pause peered around himself, before whispering in MC's ear. “What, really?” MC said, blinking at Pause. “I'd never have guessed he...” MC said as he trailed off, Pause shaking his head at him.

After finding Pause's friend and paying his rather exorbitant fee, they had managed to get a sweater knitted in a matter of a few days. Millbee had holed himself up in his house, grumbling about the indignity.

“Heeeey Millbee, we have a gift for you!” Pause sang out as they entered the house. “Go away. You aren't allowed to shave the fuzzy off of me.” Millbee said grumpily. Pause held out the sweater, waving it in front of Millbee. Pause laughed as Millbee rocketed towards the sweater, holding it above him before dropping it on his head. Millbee grabbed the sweater, pulling it on, before sighing happily.

“Not as good as fur, but at least it's a me sweater. You two try and shear me again and I'll gut you.” Millbee said.

Pause and MC grinned at each other as they left the unhappy sheep to regrow his wool.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm wondering who Pause's friend is :)

[scaredykitty]

Truth is, I don't know, hehe! I don't think anyone on the server has even seen a spinning wheel or a carding machine or maybe even knitting needles, haha! So I wasn't sure who to choose, so my only solution, someone secret!

I'm going to imagine it's BTC though, because he has cats, and this will let me imagine him as a crazy cat lady. *nodnod*

[nekofan]

O.O Good god... I am now seeing the fem!BTC made by Sixelona rolling around with cats... It's rather... interesting *cough* 0////0

[scaredykitty]

Haha, hopefully it's at least a vaguely cute mental image!

[nekofan]

Oh, it's cute and *cuestrainedvoice* slightly....sexyBUT HEY! It's a nice image ^3^

Fluffy!

[(Anonymous)]

This is sissy. I can't login so.


FLUFFY! Is cute.


:)

Re: Fluffy!

[scaredykitty]

It's ok. Yes, it is the epitome of fluffy, tehe ^_^

[nekofan]

Ermahgerd. So cute. I was expecting something even stranger, but this was adorably strange <3

[scaredykitty]

Haha, I didn't think it was that strange!

...people don't think about shearing Millbee and making a sweater from him? O_O

Hehehe.

[nekofan]

Um...I can't say that I do, personally...

[scaredykitty]

Hehehe, ok ^_^ I was being silly. I do see fluffy sheep and think knitted sweaters are awesome though...and he does have lovely rainbow wool...

[(Anonymous)]

I have a feeling that the friend is Etho.

It could be no one other than Etho.

Brilliant story! So funny!

[scaredykitty]

Could be Etho! Could be anyone ^_^

[pink_sheep]

Oh god poor Millbee! Lol pause and MC are evil >.

[scaredykitty]

Yes, yes they are ^_^

[pink_sheep]

The next orange wool I'm going to be very disappointed if mc doesn't say something about shearing Millbee...

You hear mc - very disappointed (I jest, I love you no matter what!)

[scaredykitty]

I nearly had a heart attack when he said my name during a stream. I think if he actually said anything in a video (which is arguably more permanent) I might actually have a heart attack. O_O

That being said, he should still try to shear Millbee haha!

[pink_sheep]

Scary kitty or your twitch name :L I belive I may have had a short conversation with you about not burning lapis in lava >.<

He said pink sheep before and I was grinning like a god damn ideot for ages! I even found the need to text my boyfriend about it at 4 am..

[scaredykitty]

Twitch name, and no, I don't remember talking about lapis. I made this name when I didn't want to link my account name I use with everything to fanfic, but hey hey, so what? We don't mind that now.

I'm RebekahWSD (Shulamit sometimes instead). You'll find me by my glowing cat. I just thought tnt would make more sense here, being evil :P

[pink_sheep]

Ah there was someone called something(I can't remember the word..) kitty
And I automatically assumed it was you >.~ oh well

*searches*

[scaredykitty]

Heh, I don't doubt there's a lot of people using a similar name to this one. It was a spur of the moment thing to make it after the whole, vague possibility of making it so you had to have an account to read stuff (not that that happened, but it gave me the courage to make an account, which gave me the courage to write eventually...)

Story behind this name was, oh! I have a kitten! She's a scaredy cat! So uh...scaredycat (taken) Oh. Hm. Scaredykitty! Yaaaay!

[scaredykitty]

I have a different name on reddit, also! I don't think I'll post that, in case sister doesn't want to be easily found.

...

even if her name there is the same here, I think.

[voufreail]

This brought back memories of the after footage of the sheep prank Pause did to Beef.

Pause had called Millbee over since Beef was killing hundreds of sheep then chased him around with shears as Millbee yelled something about his sheepy penis XP

Fluffy is good, I like fluffy :D

[scaredykitty]

I miss so many things O_O I mean, I know of the sheep prank, but I sure don't remember Millbee/Beef/Pause shenanigans.

[voufreail]

it's called the lost footage episode 120 from Pause but I'm just assuming you haven't seen it yet :/

It's one of my favourite pranks because of the jokes between them :D

[scaredykitty]

I saw Beef's reaction to it, and maybe some of Pause's setup. I guess I just missed parts or the internet was acting up during downloading of it. I'mma go watch it again ^_^

Edit - Ohhhhh my. Well, that explains why Pause wants to shear him in this story! :D