UHC Season 10, ep 5.

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Spoiler tag:
<span title="I am a spoiler! Highlight to read me!" style="color:gray;background-color:gray">SNAPE KILLS TRINITY WITH ROSEBUD.</span>

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

To repeat what someone else said in the reddit thread:

HOLY FUCK KURT.
HOLY FUCK.

[guiltyshirts]

Absolutely. My God.

I don't think I've ever seen him so agressive. Is it weird I find that oddly sexy? *phew* That tension. Now I need to go watch the other fight. Etho just cannot shake the Pause kryptonite.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know how to spoiler on this site but I agree with everything you said!

[guiltyshirts]

Have popped the spoiler tag html in the main post, I should have done that anyway (just replace the bold text with what you want). :)

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you!

My heart hurts so badly I don't think I can watch that other fight, I do feel sorry for Pause as he'll get the Etho fanboys going crazy over him again :(

[pagat]

Sooo seconded. Kurt giving orders just... hooo.

[guiltyshirts]

Unf. Seriously.

[theropod]

THEY KEEP UPLOADING VIDEOS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE I HAVE TO SLEEP FOR AN EXAM THIS DOES NOT LEAD TO HAPPY THEROS DAMN YOU

Oh my god Kurt! I only managed to watch Nebris and Zisteau but wow guys, wow. Did anyone else kind of pick up how much Zisteau referenced Kurt in that small time frame? I wonder if he's wishing he was on that team and kicking ass beside his single malt buddy?

I'll have to watch the rest in the morning or after my exam x-x

[guiltyshirts]

*hug*

Going to watch Z now, because I just have to know.

Later edit: Yes, he did mention him a lot. Kurt's definitely been on his mind. <3

[pink_sheep]

Good luck! :3

[guiltyshirts]

Had to watch Kurt first, partly because Kurt, and partly because the hype. My nerves are shredded. That Sharpness V sword just boosted his confidence no end. Mhykol and his hawk-eyes and all three of them managing to keep a cool head - as much as it's possible to. Second up is MC's pov to see the other fight. Damn, Etho falls to Pause again and MC is hanging on to half a heart. Also I love how MC instantly knew that trap was Pakratt. Now I have to watch Zisteau because I want to see how he reacts to Kurt's double kill.

[isi]

The progression of my viewing experience:

Okay, who on earth do I start with? I always start with MC, but there were glorious cliffhangers from other teams, but I'm not seeing the videos I want yet... Maybe BTC. No, they're just in a cave, where's Nebris' video? All right good, here it is. Yes, MAN and Sobriety are locked in a tactical battle, this is really good stuff. Oh my god what's going to happen? OH MY GOD THEY SNUCK AROUND. SCREAMING NOISES STUFF IS HAPPENING OH GOD NEBRIS IS DEAD TEAM MAN IS DEAD OMGOMG.

Okay, take a short break. I need to watch Kurt next. Holy shit Kurt, those are some pro sneaking skills. Hiding in the water?! Eeeee, so much tactical awesome from this team. OH MY GOD I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW CLOSE KURT CAME TO DYING. Now it's nighttime; I don't know if he's going to make it. Phew, so much sorting through all the loot, I forgot Sobriety didn't have enchanted armor, holy crap they're awesome. THE GHOST OF GENNY B RETURNS AHH THIS IS HYSTERICAL. I'm so glad no one is home to hear my screaming, that was so funny.

...Oh. OH. STUFF IS HAPPENING AGAIN PEOPLE ARE DYING PEP AND PIMP PAUSE THE VIDEO IMMEDIATELY I NEED TO REEVALUATE MY LIFE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED. Okay, MC, you're up. All Right, everything's normal for these guys, no preemptive action yet EXCEPT FOR THAT LAVA TRAP OMG MC. WELL PLAYED, whoever set that trap. And people say no one falls for those. Wow.

There's Not Potty Mouth, here we go. MC do you not see the skeleton shooting you?! Oh my gosh, he's going to die. And there's the death messages I saw before. Paul Soares, Pyro, Etho. Pause is the death of Etho yet again. MC is at half a heart, I am freaking out over here. Pakratt's still around somewhere. He manages to give them the slip. I gotta watch his video next, but I'll keep watching in case MC doesn't make it... MC, how on earth are you still alive. Even with that protection 4, you're still one hit from dead. HE SURVIVED THE VIDEO, OH MY GOSH.

So much excitement. An hour an a half after it goes live I finally see the end of the video.

[guiltyshirts]

I am going to be so gutted if Kurt doesn't win after that. But Guude BJ and Overcats have been waiting it out getting tooled up and keeping their health, but luck does crazy things and ARGH. I mean it. Will be seriously gutted.

Poor MC, he was convinced he was about to die several times. But we saw last season just how long he can survive on a sliver of health. C'mon MC, hang on in there.

[pink_sheep]

That honestly had to be the hardest "who do I watch first" in my life!

Last episode both man and sobriety saw people so I'm like.... Millbee or Kurt.. Oh god who do I pick!!!

And then I'm sitting have a min heart attack watching it and screaming like a little girl and anything xD

[voufreail]

I can't use spoiler tags on a iPad very well so I will resort to;

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH...wow
It is a season 3 repeat in someway :P

I'm just sad at the fact Pause had to disable comments on his video and there is a huge fight in the comments of Pak's video because of what happened :( it's really just a game, I would go on in a rant but I might let something's slip.

[(Anonymous)]

All I'm saying is that there needs to be fan art dedicated to Pakratt's love for the Nether. Or fan fiction about it. Pakratt always makes a break for the Nether in UHCs. He built a Nether trap once. He had team Cobblehaters rush into the Nether last season. This season he suggested going to the Nether, but his teammates talked him down from it.

But the moment that he's alone again, with no one to keep him from pursuing his love... he once again says that he needs to head to the Nether. Alone. Right after his team died. Has he forgotten that he died there last season?!?

I'm just saying. It's a torrid one-sided love story.

[isi]

...Woah.

[mindcrack_love]

Pakratt and Zisteau competing over Nether territory when?

[scaredykitty]

I've only watched a few view points but.

My goodness.

Kurt was fully justified in hyping that up.

[jellybeanninja]

"It's like the silence before the storm."

I swear Doc is psychic.

[mindcrack_love]

Doc has a knack for this kind of thing, it's glorious.

[damnreddit]

Since everyone else has said pretty much everything I wanted to say I will just add:

I'm so sad for you-can-guess-who. He sounded gutted to be out so early.
And woo for that killshot (the only one of the episode, I think it was, everyone else died of other things). I know all the hype's about his teammate, and deservedly, but I still loved that.

[nekofan]

As much as it gave me a great, big adrenaline boost yesterday, it's now calmed and I can see the storm brewing in the comments of the videos.
I feel so bad for them. I honestly, honestly do. Pause and Pak are getting hate and it's just stupid.

PIMP has flintnsteels right? That could have hurt Pak bad, especially since he has no water on him. Pak knows he is bad at PVP so decided to go for a sneaky sneak attack, but it happened to fail. I can't believe the amount of comments hating on him for that. Yeah, MC and Pause have low health, but they are both skilled at PVP and have a whole hoard of good weaponry, Pak has said himself that he's not so good at PVP. He's also trapped inside a damn cave!

UGH! YouTube Comments annoy me SO MUCH! >> This is probably not what you had in mind when you posted this, but I just had to get it out...

Other than that... I found the episode to be very enjoyable with many heart attack moments. :)

[guiltyshirts]

I understand - I want to give Pause and Pak both a big hug. I know they're big boys and can deal with it, but they *shouldn't have to*, and it sours it for everyone. I remember it really got to Pause for a while last time. :( There's a point at which even things that shouldn't bother you just get old, and tiring, and it wears you down.

[nekofan]

It just makes me sad that people in the community are still like this... *sigh*