Fanfic - Snow
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mindcrackloveThis is the last chapter of Fun and Games. So yeah. Things.
Chapter 9
...I am faster then Zisteau.
And with that thought, Etho punched Zisteau in the snout, throwing him off balance as he darted away from the now rather angry pigman. Gathering speed, Etho speed silently between buildings, the only hint of his passage the slight smoke the invisibility potion gave off. invisibility potion my... The enraged howls of Zisteau receded as he made his way towards a hidden portal, sparingly using enderpearls to widen the distance between himself and the still raging pigman behind him.
Ducking into the portal, Etho felt the world fall away underneath him, only to be replaced with a blast of hot air from the nether appearing around. Leaning against the obsidian frame for a moment, Etho caught his breath before making his way back towards Team Canada's base.
Sighing softly as he slipped through the portal back to the overworld, he inhaled the cooler air and relaxed slightly. He quietly slipped into the room, sneaking up behind Pause.
“We have a problem, Pause. Zisteau is going to be on alert now. He knows someone was sneaking around his base.”
Pause jerked slightly before smacking at the air near Etho. “Go drink some milk, jerk. And don't sneak up on me like that. Does he know it was you though?”
Etho shook his head as he drank a glass of milk, slowly reappearing next to Pause. “Hmm don't think so. Unless he can tell from a single punch to the snout.” Pause laughed and shook his head. “I don't think so. Beef should be here soon, we'll discuss what to do then.”
“While we wait for Beef, you don't have any cookies to go with this milk, do you?” Etho asked Pause, causing Pause to laugh and chuck cookies at Etho, which Etho nimbly caught and ate.
“Are you two done horsing around?” Beef said with a sigh, standing in the doorway. Etho and Pause looked guiltily at Beef for nodding. “Soorrry...” Beef rolled his eyes before sitting down at the table. “No you aren't. What did you find out Etho?”
Etho sat down at the table along with Pause as he pulled out a small notepad. “Hm, well. As we already suspected, he sleeps very little, only a few hours a night. He spends most of his time building, or planning builds. There is some random variables, notably with Vechs appearing and taking up Zisteau's time. He also tries to spend at least a few hours a week with Kurt, although in the short time I was watching him, he didn't spend any time with him. He did call him up, I believe they're meeting in about two days to hang out at Kurt's place.”
“A good time to strike then,” Pause said, as Beef nodded in agreement. Etho shrugged before pocketing the notes. “If you're both still sure you want to do this incredibly foolhardy thing, then sure.” “Yes!” both Beef and Pause exclaimed, exasperated.
A few days (and several hours of work) later, Team Canada sat back as they admired their handy work. Towers of snow covered Zisteau's otherwise lovely village. Fake snowmen golems laid scattered around, dutifully guarding the new icy village. Cascades of water poured out of houses. A sign stood on top of one of the snow covered roofs.
“Hey Zedsteau. We thought you needed to chill out a bit. So we made it a bit cooler. Imagine the water was ice. We forgot this was a desert. - Team Canada” A single massive moose stood behind the sign, looking out over the village.
“I admire our work, but Z is coming back any time now. Can we go?” Etho said, tugging at Pause and Beef. Pause threw a snowball at Ethos head. “Bah, we don't have to...oh shit I think the portal is...run!” The three team mates scattered as the nearby nether portal rippled as Zisteau and Kurt stepped out.
“So, I was telling Vechs, he can't...” Zisteau stopped as he saw the village.
Kurt coughed quietly. “I don't think I should be here right now, should I? I'll ah, see you next week.” Kurt scampered back through the portal as Zisteau continued to stare at the massive amounts of snow and water everywhere.
“Oh for the love of...I don't even need a sign. Team Canada, you...” Zisteau sighed. “Oh Team Canada.”
Later that evening, Team Canada met up clandestinely with Mhykol. “It's done. Here, pictures.” Etho said briskly as he shoved the pictures into Mhykol's hands.
“Ah, thanks. I already dropped off payment at your bases, the chests are just sitting there with signs saying, gift on them.” Mhykol said absentmindedly as he stared at the pictures, before nodding. “It should keep him busy for a bit. Thank you guys.” Mhykol smiled at the three while Beef and Pause smiled back. Etho seemed distracted still.
Later that night several large fireworks exploded over the mostly clean village, large red and white fireworks in the shape of Canada's flag. Mhykol smirked as he watched Zisteau howl and stomp about in rage, before stowing his binoculars and slipping away into the night, humming to himself.
Chapter 1 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/122363.html#cutid1
Chapter 2 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/123098.html#cutid1
Chapter 3 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/124371.html#cutid1
Chapter 4 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/125004.html#cutid1
Chapter 5 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/125574.html#cutid1
Chapter 6 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/126561.html#cutid1
Chapter 7 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/127437.html#cutid1
Chapter 8 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/130847.html#cutid1
Chapter 9 - Wait, this is chapter 9.
Chapter 9
...I am faster then Zisteau.
And with that thought, Etho punched Zisteau in the snout, throwing him off balance as he darted away from the now rather angry pigman. Gathering speed, Etho speed silently between buildings, the only hint of his passage the slight smoke the invisibility potion gave off. invisibility potion my... The enraged howls of Zisteau receded as he made his way towards a hidden portal, sparingly using enderpearls to widen the distance between himself and the still raging pigman behind him.
Ducking into the portal, Etho felt the world fall away underneath him, only to be replaced with a blast of hot air from the nether appearing around. Leaning against the obsidian frame for a moment, Etho caught his breath before making his way back towards Team Canada's base.
Sighing softly as he slipped through the portal back to the overworld, he inhaled the cooler air and relaxed slightly. He quietly slipped into the room, sneaking up behind Pause.
“We have a problem, Pause. Zisteau is going to be on alert now. He knows someone was sneaking around his base.”
Pause jerked slightly before smacking at the air near Etho. “Go drink some milk, jerk. And don't sneak up on me like that. Does he know it was you though?”
Etho shook his head as he drank a glass of milk, slowly reappearing next to Pause. “Hmm don't think so. Unless he can tell from a single punch to the snout.” Pause laughed and shook his head. “I don't think so. Beef should be here soon, we'll discuss what to do then.”
“While we wait for Beef, you don't have any cookies to go with this milk, do you?” Etho asked Pause, causing Pause to laugh and chuck cookies at Etho, which Etho nimbly caught and ate.
“Are you two done horsing around?” Beef said with a sigh, standing in the doorway. Etho and Pause looked guiltily at Beef for nodding. “Soorrry...” Beef rolled his eyes before sitting down at the table. “No you aren't. What did you find out Etho?”
Etho sat down at the table along with Pause as he pulled out a small notepad. “Hm, well. As we already suspected, he sleeps very little, only a few hours a night. He spends most of his time building, or planning builds. There is some random variables, notably with Vechs appearing and taking up Zisteau's time. He also tries to spend at least a few hours a week with Kurt, although in the short time I was watching him, he didn't spend any time with him. He did call him up, I believe they're meeting in about two days to hang out at Kurt's place.”
“A good time to strike then,” Pause said, as Beef nodded in agreement. Etho shrugged before pocketing the notes. “If you're both still sure you want to do this incredibly foolhardy thing, then sure.” “Yes!” both Beef and Pause exclaimed, exasperated.
A few days (and several hours of work) later, Team Canada sat back as they admired their handy work. Towers of snow covered Zisteau's otherwise lovely village. Fake snowmen golems laid scattered around, dutifully guarding the new icy village. Cascades of water poured out of houses. A sign stood on top of one of the snow covered roofs.
“Hey Zedsteau. We thought you needed to chill out a bit. So we made it a bit cooler. Imagine the water was ice. We forgot this was a desert. - Team Canada” A single massive moose stood behind the sign, looking out over the village.
“I admire our work, but Z is coming back any time now. Can we go?” Etho said, tugging at Pause and Beef. Pause threw a snowball at Ethos head. “Bah, we don't have to...oh shit I think the portal is...run!” The three team mates scattered as the nearby nether portal rippled as Zisteau and Kurt stepped out.
“So, I was telling Vechs, he can't...” Zisteau stopped as he saw the village.
Kurt coughed quietly. “I don't think I should be here right now, should I? I'll ah, see you next week.” Kurt scampered back through the portal as Zisteau continued to stare at the massive amounts of snow and water everywhere.
“Oh for the love of...I don't even need a sign. Team Canada, you...” Zisteau sighed. “Oh Team Canada.”
Later that evening, Team Canada met up clandestinely with Mhykol. “It's done. Here, pictures.” Etho said briskly as he shoved the pictures into Mhykol's hands.
“Ah, thanks. I already dropped off payment at your bases, the chests are just sitting there with signs saying, gift on them.” Mhykol said absentmindedly as he stared at the pictures, before nodding. “It should keep him busy for a bit. Thank you guys.” Mhykol smiled at the three while Beef and Pause smiled back. Etho seemed distracted still.
Later that night several large fireworks exploded over the mostly clean village, large red and white fireworks in the shape of Canada's flag. Mhykol smirked as he watched Zisteau howl and stomp about in rage, before stowing his binoculars and slipping away into the night, humming to himself.
Chapter 1 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/122363.html#cutid1
Chapter 2 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/123098.html#cutid1
Chapter 3 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/124371.html#cutid1
Chapter 4 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/125004.html#cutid1
Chapter 5 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/125574.html#cutid1
Chapter 6 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/126561.html#cutid1
Chapter 7 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/127437.html#cutid1
Chapter 8 - http://mindcracklove.dreamwidth.org/130847.html#cutid1
Chapter 9 - Wait, this is chapter 9.
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