mindcracklove | Fanfic - LapisLazuli Chainsaw

Note. I know nothing about Lollipop Chainsaw. At all. Other then what the main character looks like. Maybe. On a good memory day. So I went to look it up. Sooo...yeah, this is all based off wikipedia info, heheh.

So, here we go!

Things had been going very oddly for poor Pakratt. First, he had missed breakfast, then he got lost trying to find where he and MC were meeting, then the dead starting coming back to life and had bitten him, causing him to die.

Except he wasn't dead. He was decidedly not dead. He was however, lacking a body. Staring mournfully down at him was MC. They appeared to be in MC's bedroom. Or he hoped it was, otherwise all the orange and blue would make for a very confusing any other type of room.

“So MC, what exactly has happened here? I'm sure I should be dead, but it appears I am not. Mind explaining what's going on?” Pakratt said in what he was sure was a calm and collected voice.

Mournfully, MC replied, “You were dying, so I used enchanted lapis to bring you back from the dead. It didn't work quite right, so welcome to your life as a head.”

Pursing his lips thoughtfully, the disembodied head of Pakratt sighed softly before staring at MC. “You can bring people back to life with lapis? For how long? Is this forever? Immortality, but in head form? Or is it just a normal life time of being a head?”

Wringing his hands nervously MC stared down at Pakratt's head. “Well, I've know lapis is magical for awhile, why do you think I go out of my way to try and get it all? I don't know how long it lasts. It should have just made you healthy again, not did...whatever this is. What am I going to do now? There's still zombies roaming the countryside, and monsters, and this is just terrible!” MC groaned before sitting down.

“Calm down MC. We'll figure something out. Can't you use more lapis and convert all the zombies back to normal?” Pakratt said quietly.

“What? That would use up all the lapis! I can't do that! Wait, I have an idea!” MC jumped up before opening a large walk in closet and closing the door, causing Pakratt to sigh to himself.

Pakratt was about to start shouting (well, talking louder, maybe) and ask what was taking MC so long, when MC stepped out of the closet.

Pakratt wasn't sure what to say. Standing before him was MC, dressed in an orange blazer, a pleated orange skirt, knee high white socks, and a pair of running shoes. He was carrying a rather large diamond chainsaw in front of him.

“So, how do I look? I think this will work for zombie murdering!” MC said cheerfully.

Pakratt closed his eyes again, inhaling deeply. “MC. Why are you going to go out and kill the zombies? Also, why will you be killing them while wearing a skirt?”

“Because I will look awesome while freeing the world of the tyrannical grip of the zombie menace. I think if I kill enough of them, then I can use the lapis. Maybe. Or I'll just kill them all, and won't have to use the lapis. Let's go zombie murdering, Pakratt!” MC said as he clipped Pakratt to his belt.

And off into the wild blue yonder they went, murdering zombies while Pakratt warned MC when zombies were sneaking up on them, and MC murdering said zombies.

They murdered all of them and all the lapis was saved for more important things like...secret things!

--Ok, so that was short, weird, and very confusing. Enjoy! Heeeh.

Whoever drew that fanart by the way, you're awesome.