Mindcrack - A lovely night

[breetheheliolisk]

(This is a joke fanfic made for laughs and giggles. PG (with a bit of kissing.)



It was a dark story night on the Mindcrack Server. Everyone was sleeping in there beds.

Expect a few Mindcrackers. Beef and Pause. They were at Pause's gaping hole that he will never finish.

"You will never finish this build, Pause." Beef taunted. Pause took a look at him with a glare. A evil glare.

"When you let me lick your beard, maybe I will." Pause smiled, a creepy smile.

"Okay now that is just creepy." Beef replied looking away staring at Pause's gaping hole that he will never finish. Pause turned Beef around to face him.

"Creepy?"

"Yes."

Pause turned Beef around again and shoved him down the gaping hole he will never finish. He laughed evily as Beef's inventory exploded everywhere at the bottom of the gaping hole that Pause will never finish.

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"Pause was being mean last night." Beef told Guude as they sat at Chunk City.

"What did he do this time?"

"Shoved me down his gaping hole that was digged up at -420 -420, (that he will never finish) and won't give my diamonds back that I had on me."

Guude nodded and got up. "I'll teach him a lesson." he replied cracked his knuckles.

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"Oh hey Guuuuuuude." Pause said in his girly voice as Guude walked up. Pause was sitting on a stair staring at his gaping hole that he was never going to finish.

"Pause we need to talk."

"About the fact that you licked Beef's beard yesterday? Don't lie about that." Pause said standing up holding a drink in his hand.

"What?" Guude said taken aback. "How did you find that out?"

"I have my ways." Pause smiled before drinking some of his drink. Guude sighed.

"No I am here to talk to you about shoving Beef down your gaping hole (that you will never finish), and taking his diamonds."

Pause took a sip of his drink. "His diamonds?"

"Yes."

"What diamonds?"

"Don't act stupid."

Pause shrugged. "Fine you want his diamonds back?"

"Yes!" Guude sighed.

"You'll have to do something for me." Pause said sitting back down.

Guude sighed again. "Fine what is it?"

Pause keep looking at his gaping hole that he will never finish and smiled. "Kiss me."

"WHAT?" Guude said taken aback.

"Well?" Pause said looking at Guude.

Guude knew that he was just being a jerk at this point. He sighed.

"Fine as long as Beef gets his diamonds back."

"It's a deal." Pause said standing up. He put his drink down and walked over to Guude.

"Make it quick." Guude said nervous.

Pause grabbed him and they touched lips.

Guude quickly pulled himself away. "Now can I have the diamonds for Beef?"

Pause pulled out the diamonds and throwed them at Guude. Guude picked them up quickly.

"Alright well I am going." Guude said walking away. He felt Pause grab his hand.

"Jason." Pause said in a smooth voice. He turned Guude to face him. Pause was holding his diamond sword.

Guude knew he was in deep trouble.