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mindcrackloveSo at least some of you must be nerdfighters, right? With salad getting mentioned in the PAX recaps and at least one YouTube commentor asking "wtf is salad!?" I've been thinking of creative ways to potentially answer that question, if it ever turns out to be a thing that people often ask about. And in these situations I always think of the Vlogbrothers question videos where there's always a troll answer to "Who the eff is Hank?" and I decided to track down some of those responses and just replace "Hank" with "salad."
Salad is a sentient android from the Star Trek The Next Generation universe, who as any true fan would know, is capable of reproduction because he had a daughter.
Salad is a cat running for the United States senate from the great state of Virginia.
Salad is a breed of dog known for its distinctive white coat. Salad was originally bred to dig out fox holes, but these days salad is known primarily for being adorable, licky, and for urinating in inappropriate places.
Salad may be the largest island in the Tuscan archipelago, but salad wasn't big enough for Napoleon.
Salad is a trans-Neptunium object 27% more massive than Pluto. Salad was originally named Xena after the warrior princess, but then the scientific team that discovered salad decided that salad should be named something more astronomy-ish. Like salad.
Salad is a comic book superhero from the DC universe who first appeared in 1939. Salad is also known as "the caped crusader," and "the salad."
Salad is a city of just over 3,000 in southern South Dakota known for its pheasant season.
Salad is a small coral atoll 703 nautical miles south of the equator. Salad is known as one of the most remote, uninhabited islands in the world.
Salad is an optical disc originally created to store sound recordings. But these days many different kind of data are recorded on salad.
Salad is a massive incandescent gas.
Salad is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.
Salad has an important but as of yet undetermined role in the Omnictionary Project.
Salad is a sausage covered in cornbread batter and deep fried.
Salad is a veteran of the CIA directive operations and US Navy Seal Team 3. It is 5 foot 10 inches tall, weighs 170 pounds, and has green eyes.
Salad was an operative of the third echelon, a clandestine division of the National Security Agency. Salad is extremely agile and an expert in the art of stealth. When in the field... salad prefers to work alone.
Salad is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from Earth only with a telescope. Approximately one fifth the size of the Earth's moon, salad was considered the ninth planet in our solar system until recently, when it was announced that salad is in fact just something orbiting out there in the distance.
Salad is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, salad is today known primarily for its beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence.
Salad is a massive, incandescent gas located about 26 thousand light years from the center of the Milky Way. Salad is responsible for 99.8% of the solar system's mass. If you stare at salad for too long... you will go blind.
Can you think of more funny, misleading ways to describe salad?
Salad is a sentient android from the Star Trek The Next Generation universe, who as any true fan would know, is capable of reproduction because he had a daughter.
Salad is a cat running for the United States senate from the great state of Virginia.
Salad is a breed of dog known for its distinctive white coat. Salad was originally bred to dig out fox holes, but these days salad is known primarily for being adorable, licky, and for urinating in inappropriate places.
Salad may be the largest island in the Tuscan archipelago, but salad wasn't big enough for Napoleon.
Salad is a trans-Neptunium object 27% more massive than Pluto. Salad was originally named Xena after the warrior princess, but then the scientific team that discovered salad decided that salad should be named something more astronomy-ish. Like salad.
Salad is a comic book superhero from the DC universe who first appeared in 1939. Salad is also known as "the caped crusader," and "the salad."
Salad is a city of just over 3,000 in southern South Dakota known for its pheasant season.
Salad is a small coral atoll 703 nautical miles south of the equator. Salad is known as one of the most remote, uninhabited islands in the world.
Salad is an optical disc originally created to store sound recordings. But these days many different kind of data are recorded on salad.
Salad is a massive incandescent gas.
Salad is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.
Salad has an important but as of yet undetermined role in the Omnictionary Project.
Salad is a sausage covered in cornbread batter and deep fried.
Salad is a veteran of the CIA directive operations and US Navy Seal Team 3. It is 5 foot 10 inches tall, weighs 170 pounds, and has green eyes.
Salad was an operative of the third echelon, a clandestine division of the National Security Agency. Salad is extremely agile and an expert in the art of stealth. When in the field... salad prefers to work alone.
Salad is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from Earth only with a telescope. Approximately one fifth the size of the Earth's moon, salad was considered the ninth planet in our solar system until recently, when it was announced that salad is in fact just something orbiting out there in the distance.
Salad is a small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, salad is today known primarily for its beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence.
Salad is a massive, incandescent gas located about 26 thousand light years from the center of the Milky Way. Salad is responsible for 99.8% of the solar system's mass. If you stare at salad for too long... you will go blind.
Can you think of more funny, misleading ways to describe salad?
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Date: Thursday, March 28th, 2013 12:23 pm (UTC)Salad is a fine powdery substance that should never come into contact with eyes.
Salad is a large striped umbrella once owned by the Queen.
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Date: Friday, March 29th, 2013 03:12 am (UTC)Discontinue use of salad if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.
If salad begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Salad may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, salad should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of salad, Mindcrack Love, and its parent company, the Mindcrack Server, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of salad include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Salad has been shipped to our cons and is being dropped by our commenters on Youtube.
Do not taunt salad.
Salad comes with a lifetime warranty.
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Date: Friday, March 29th, 2013 02:38 pm (UTC)Salad is a brand of chapstick, commonly used by people who don't have chapped lips.
Salad is a mythological creature, supposedly living in the forests of the Sahara desert, that eats cacti and bumps into Wolfie, so Kurt has to feed him more raw pork-chops.
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Date: Friday, March 29th, 2013 04:39 pm (UTC)Salad is the founder of the Mindcrack server, known for its angelic laughter and adorable daughter, as well as sysadmin talents and heroism in defeating anything that would destroy a server.
Salad is from Nashville, Tennessee, a game designer, and also has an adorable daughter. Salad is on the list of Vechs' favorite beta testers, likely for its unique style of gameplay.
Salad is a lover of the Legend of Zelda series and all things Nintendo, and has inspired gamers throughout the world with its passion for charity and speed running. Salad wears an orange suit in the style of a mafia boss from another Nintendo game.
Salad is tall, almost intimidatingly so. Salad has Native roots and lives in the frozen North of Canada, and is well-known for never finishing a LP series, and for his infamous raging. Salad has recently become engaged and has an adorable cat.
Salad has a reputation for cheating, loving glowstone, and having a lady-charming voice. Salad surprised many fans by looking exactly like its Minecraft skin, and was itself surprised by their surprise.
Salad was introduced to the Mindcrack server by creating an elaborate puzzle for Team Nancy Drew. Before that, salad was already known as a maker of Minecraft maps intricate and expansive, rather than strictly terrifying like Vechs'.
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Date: Friday, March 29th, 2013 06:48 pm (UTC)Salad is the newest installment in the "Call of Duty" franchise, well known for its minecraft-like, pixelated graphics.
Salad is a holiday for Mindcrack fans, the 2nd of May to be exact, and is often spent going onto minecraft servers and setting forests on fire.
Salad, otherwise known as "I-salad," is a new apple device that can point you in the direction of the nearest salad stand.
Salad is a version of the FTB mod, including a texturepack that makes everything in the game look like something you would find in a salad.