mindcracklove | Fanfic

More Beef speaking Portuguese stuff. Short.

“Oh jeez Pause, why are you showing me pictures again?” Beef said with a sigh, opening yet another link. “You've been sending me links to random stuff all day it..maldição...” Beef said as he opened the link to a rather risque picture of Pause. “What the hell Pause?” Beef said. He heard Pause giggling on the other end of the line. “Did you seriously just start sending me dick pics, dude?”

Pause sputtered before removing the link from chat. “I didn't! That was an accident! Really!” Pause said, trying to apoligize. “And you barely saw anything,” he said, trying to sound convincing. Beef murmured to himself, unconvinced.

“Saw nothing, mentiras,” he said before hanging up the call. Pause stared at the small icon, concerned. Had he managed to piss Beef off? Were those curses? He wasn't sure, but he did know he liked hearing Beef speak Portuguese. A lot. A whole lot. If Beef started speaking Portuguese when he was mad, he needed to get him angrier. But he didn't want Beef actually mad at him. He had to be very very careful.

“Pause, no!” Beef said as Pause charged into the room where Beef was sitting, knocking over some papers. Pause looked at Beef expectantly, waiting to see if Beef said anything more. Beef just shook his head, picking up the papers. “Honestly Pause, be more careful,” he said, going back to his work. Pause frowned before taking off, leaving a slightly disgruntled Beef behind.

It was later that night when Pause had gotten back from his guys night out that he heard Beef speak Portuguese again. He had stumbled into Beef's house, clothes half off, drunk, trying to touch Beef. Beef had pushed him onto the couch, trying to get him to go to sleep.

“Pause, why didn't you just go home?” Beef said with a sigh. It was far too late to deal with a drunk Pause.

“Because I'm horny and wanted you,” Pause said with a smile, trying to wiggle around on the couch seductively.

Far too late to deal with a drunk and horny Pause.

“Por que me,” Beef said with a sigh. Pause looked up at him innocently, blinking slowly. “Nothing Pause. Just go to sleep.”

Pause whined, stretching his hands out towards Beef. “At least gimme a kiss before sleep!” he whined.

Beef sighed, giving Pause a very brief kiss on the forehead. “Dormir bem,” Beef said quietly. Pause sighed before curling up under the blankets, sleeping soundly. Pause opened his eyes a smidge as he watched Beef leave the room as he pondered to himself. Maybe it wasn't when Beef was angry. Maybe it was something else. He had spoken it when he saw nudes of Pause...and when he saw Pause dishevelled from a night out drinking...

Beef woke up to the sound of running water. Sighing, he pulled himself out of bed. He sincerely hoped Pause was awake and not drowning some horrible drunken death. That would seriously be upsetting. Walking down the hall, his eyesight was accosted by the sight of a very naked Pause taking a bath.

“Why is the door opened?” Beef managed to splutter, hand over his eyes. “Você é um idiota,” he said with a sigh, dragging the door shut as Pause just smirked at him, continuing to bath.

Grumbling, he went into the living room and turned on the tv. He had to distract himself from the sight of naked, soapy Pauses. “Um idiota,” he mumbled, flicking through channels.

“I know enough to know you're calling me mean names!” Pause said, pouting. Beef looked up to see Pause, wrapped in a single towel.

Beef sighed. “You are! You've been throwing your half naked and fully naked body at me, you're being stupid!” Pause glared, sitting down next to Beef, towel falling open. Beef turned away from Pause, ignoring him.

“I've just been trying to make you speak Portuguese...but now you're actually mad at me...” Pause said, sniffling quietly. Beef turned towards Pause, frowning at him.

“You've been sending me dick pics, and doing...whatever this is just to hear me speak Portuguese?” he said incredulously. Pause blushed, nodding. “Why the hell do you want to hear me speak Portuguese so bad?”

“Because it's sexy?” Pause said, staring down at his hands. Beef was going to hate him forever, and kick him out of the house, and other terrible things.

“Você poderia apenas ter pedido seu idiota,” Beef said with a sigh. Pause looked up at him with a slight frown.

“You called me an idiot again!” Pause said, earning a shrug from Beef.

“Well, you are. If you're good, I'll speak Portuguese for you, okay? Being good means not wandering around my house bucknaked, okay?” Beef said. Pause grumbled slightly about the lack of air before digging his clothing out from where he hid them next to the couch, putting them on.