The Telltale Reign of the Raining Rainbow Kang - Part 1?: The Tamale
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It has come to my attention that, with great horror, it has been a while since my last crap post.
Swimming in the large expanse of the universe is a bubble, and in that bubble is a particle of dust that is the land of Mindcrack. On that spec of dust is a complex society unaware of how minimal they are. Like a hydrogen atom in the middle of a sun. Together, the sun burns, but split apart, it’s still together.
Aureylian walked through spawn, splashing puddles as she went along, but she noticed something. The ticking of a thousand bombs throughout the universe. Like the removal of the bottom block in a Jenga tower, something was off.
She took one look at the puddle, to the sky, and all at once, the Jenga tower collapsed in the echoing expanse of her mind.
zzAureylian could feel the panic rising in her chest. There must be something she could do. She ran to the nearest door and punched a hole through the door.
“SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE RAINBOWS!!!!!111!!!!” she yelled into the Royal Chicken.
“Good,” Vechs replied. He was ordering a hot tamale at the bar. It taunted her from a distance.
Aureylian huffed. Looks like she had to go on this quest herself. She was a strong, independent woman with hands like fists who don’t need no tamale.
Swimming in the large expanse of the universe is a bubble, and in that bubble is a particle of dust that is the land of Mindcrack. On that spec of dust is a complex society unaware of how minimal they are. Like a hydrogen atom in the middle of a sun. Together, the sun burns, but split apart, it’s still together.
Aureylian walked through spawn, splashing puddles as she went along, but she noticed something. The ticking of a thousand bombs throughout the universe. Like the removal of the bottom block in a Jenga tower, something was off.
She took one look at the puddle, to the sky, and all at once, the Jenga tower collapsed in the echoing expanse of her mind.
zzAureylian could feel the panic rising in her chest. There must be something she could do. She ran to the nearest door and punched a hole through the door.
“SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE RAINBOWS!!!!!111!!!!” she yelled into the Royal Chicken.
“Good,” Vechs replied. He was ordering a hot tamale at the bar. It taunted her from a distance.
Aureylian huffed. Looks like she had to go on this quest herself. She was a strong, independent woman with hands like fists who don’t need no tamale.