mindcracklove | Cleanup- Prompt Swap

Soooo I've been really busy lately so I'm getting my prompt swap out really late but at least it's before the deadline! Yay! It's a little short and I'm sorry about that but I really don't know how to make it longer (it is over 500 words though!)

I got secretagentsarah and the prompt from them was:

- "there was a huge fight/party/somethingthatmakesabigmess here and everyone ran but us. now we gotta clean up everyone else's crap. and plan our revenge." au.

So here we go. I went a little off with it so I hope you don't mind! Hopefully you like it.

Blame was pissed.

Like, really pissed.

The previous night, he had volunteered to drive everyone home from the party that had been thrown- as he would likely be the only sober one- and had stupidly allowed himself to be convinced to attend anyway. He had been very, very bored the entire time, having a day where he felt antisocial and didn't want to talk to much of anyone- especially not anyone drunk. So he had ended up falling asleep in the corner and waking up to the owner of the place shouting at him to clean up the mess that his friends had left.

He had no idea how they had gotten home, how they had forgotten him, or how he had fallen asleep, but he did know that he was pissed and having to clean up a mess he hadn't even helped create.

How did he manage to be convinced to attend? He couldn't quite recall. Probably some really stupid way. It was probably best that he had forgotten.

As he threw away trash, muttering under his breath, he decided that he would need to get revenge in some way. As he thought this, his phone buzzed in his pocket and he paused to check it.

Skype had politely informed him that Vechs had shot him a message. He groaned and checked it.

Vechs: hey BTC, I don't remember seeing you when everyone went home, didn't you come with us?
Blame the Controller: I got ditched. Fell asleep in the corner from boredom.
Blame the Controller: How did everyone get home?
Vechs: oh, uh, I drove.
Vechs: I was only a little intoxicated at the beginning and was sober enough by the time we left.
Blame the Controller: Fantastic. Can't believe I got forgotten. I've been chewed out and now I'm having to clean up everyone's drunken mess.
Vechs: oh wow that sucks
Vechs: do uh
Vechs: do you want help cleaning that up?
Blame the Controller: Seriously? That would be great.
Vechs: on my way :3

Blame sighed and pocketed his phone again. At least he'd have help. He wished that it was anyone but Vechs, though. The most infuriating guy...then again, he was offering to help, and had gotten everyone home safely, so he couldn't have been that bad. He figured that he would likely never understand the guy.

He got back to work, silently wondering how he was going to get back at everyone. He looked up as the door opened about half an hour later and Vechs strode in with a couple of sodas and a garbage bag. He tossed one soda to Blame, setting the other down on a table.

"Thanks."

"No problem." Vechs grinned at him. "So how're you gonna get back at everyone?"

"How did you kn-"

"I know I'd want to get back at anyone that dumped this on me. Come on. Let's get this cleaned up and plan. Whatever you decide, I want in on it."

"You didn't have to help me. Why are you mad at them?"

"For bailing on you and making you do it." Vechs shrugged a little as if it was a minor point, starting to help clean up. "I suggest something that ends up making a mess in their rooms; make them join the cleanup squad."

Blame shook his head slightly as he watched the other man. No, he decided, he would never understand the mind of Vechs Davion.