Prompt Swap #9: Mario Kart'd
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mindcrackloveFor this Prompt Swap I got the spectacular SubliminalCircles. :)
I chose the prompt: Millbee battles the Fire-Hopping MC. Sorry it’s a bit short, I lost inspiration halfway through writing. Hopefully it isn't as awful as I think it is!
9 Mindcrackers drove up to the starting line of one of the most notorious raceways, Guude’s Airport. Their Go-Karts ranged in size, shape and color. Airplanes were taking off around them, and the wind was blowing in their hair on this sunny day.
Millbee, the most-experience and self-proclaimed most handsome driver of the group was in the back, in-between the red-haired Chad and the bearded newbie Beef. Millbee saw Chad made the mistake of choosing the pink cat Go-Cart, and Beef made the even worse mistake of choosing the Mercedes-Benz.
Millbee heard the countdown from 3 begin and readjusted his attention to the race that was about to begin. The timer hit 1 and Millbee blasted off from the starting line, a perfectly timed start, as usual.
Millbee could hear cuss words coming from his friends, as he zoomed past them and grabbed the first item box of the race. Millbee was already off to an early lead, and everyone knew that he’d be keeping it.
Millbee got a green shell from the box and held it behind his cart for protection, quickly sailing away from the rest of the competition, this race was already in the bag. When all of a sudden Millbee heard Beef shout the words of the Devil.
“MC’s Flame jumping!” is the last thing Millbee heard of Beef, before a screech was heard from the rubber of his tires spinning out on the plane’s wing.
Before Millbee could react and tell Beef that it wasn’t flame jumping but rather fire hopping, MC was slamming into the side of him. MC’s wheels were spurting fire as his vehicle jumped from side to side causing the boost from MC’s mushroom to last longer than normal.
“Aw man, why y’gotta come up in here and ruin my perfectly good race with your damned fire hopping!” Millbee yelled out as MC began to slowly overtake him. MC did not respond, too focused on the race to care.
Millbee grunted and slammed on the gas pedal, refusing to lose this race to the devilish act of fire hopping. He was now determined to show his friend MC the error of his ways, and bring him back to the light and good truth of non-try-hardiness.
Unfortunately for Millbee, Pause and Pyro were right behind him. Both of them were wielding red shells and were aiming them directly at him. In an attempt to avoid said red shells Millbee had to use some next level strats, he hit the break and allowed Pause and Pyro to pass him at the last second. Pyro’s red shell slammed into Pause, which inturn made Pause fall behind Pyro, fire his red shell, and hit said Irish Man’s vehicle.
Both of their Go-Karts spun out and fell behind, Millbee heard Pyro spit out a cuss word and Pause scream about how his luck is the worst to ever exist. Millbee then continued to drive at full speed, MC was now extremely far ahead and almost uncatchable. Millbee grabbed an item box in hopes of a getting a red shell.
Coin.
Damn it! Millbee cussed to himself under his breath as he passed the finish line, entering the final lap. It would take a miracle for Millbee to catch up and pass the orange-suited, fire-hopping, menace that is MC.
And then a miracle did happen.
As Millbee was coming down from flying, entering the last stretch of the race, a flash of blue whizzed by his vehicle. Millbee knew instantly what it was, the almighty and game-balancing blue shell. It was fired by none other than Dadbee.
The blue shell came down and stopped MC in his tracks mere feet away from the finish line, Millbee zoomed past him and crossed the finish line in first. Millbee jumped out of his kart and let out a victory yell. “Wooohooo, suck it losers!” the Welsh man cried out victoriously.
“Fricken fragging flippin shoot!” MC screamed his self-censored words as he drove over the finish line earning only silver. MC was followed by Pyro, then Guude who had passed by Coe and Pause at the finish line with a bullet bill.
Not at all to his surprise, Coe earned 5th place yet again. Pause crossed the finish line 6th using cuss words Millbee didn't even know existed. Dadbee has gotten 7th, which he was content with knowing he stopped MC’s win. Chad had drove across the line a good 15 seconds after Dadbee getting 8th, and Beef had gotten dead last.
“Haha, that’ what you get for being a fire-hopping scum! First place is all mine!” Millbee said with a gleeful and very cocky smile, though everyone was used to it.
“Dont get too excited Millbee, there’s still 3 more races” replied the sly MC.
I chose the prompt: Millbee battles the Fire-Hopping MC. Sorry it’s a bit short, I lost inspiration halfway through writing. Hopefully it isn't as awful as I think it is!
9 Mindcrackers drove up to the starting line of one of the most notorious raceways, Guude’s Airport. Their Go-Karts ranged in size, shape and color. Airplanes were taking off around them, and the wind was blowing in their hair on this sunny day.
Millbee, the most-experience and self-proclaimed most handsome driver of the group was in the back, in-between the red-haired Chad and the bearded newbie Beef. Millbee saw Chad made the mistake of choosing the pink cat Go-Cart, and Beef made the even worse mistake of choosing the Mercedes-Benz.
Millbee heard the countdown from 3 begin and readjusted his attention to the race that was about to begin. The timer hit 1 and Millbee blasted off from the starting line, a perfectly timed start, as usual.
Millbee could hear cuss words coming from his friends, as he zoomed past them and grabbed the first item box of the race. Millbee was already off to an early lead, and everyone knew that he’d be keeping it.
Millbee got a green shell from the box and held it behind his cart for protection, quickly sailing away from the rest of the competition, this race was already in the bag. When all of a sudden Millbee heard Beef shout the words of the Devil.
“MC’s Flame jumping!” is the last thing Millbee heard of Beef, before a screech was heard from the rubber of his tires spinning out on the plane’s wing.
Before Millbee could react and tell Beef that it wasn’t flame jumping but rather fire hopping, MC was slamming into the side of him. MC’s wheels were spurting fire as his vehicle jumped from side to side causing the boost from MC’s mushroom to last longer than normal.
“Aw man, why y’gotta come up in here and ruin my perfectly good race with your damned fire hopping!” Millbee yelled out as MC began to slowly overtake him. MC did not respond, too focused on the race to care.
Millbee grunted and slammed on the gas pedal, refusing to lose this race to the devilish act of fire hopping. He was now determined to show his friend MC the error of his ways, and bring him back to the light and good truth of non-try-hardiness.
Unfortunately for Millbee, Pause and Pyro were right behind him. Both of them were wielding red shells and were aiming them directly at him. In an attempt to avoid said red shells Millbee had to use some next level strats, he hit the break and allowed Pause and Pyro to pass him at the last second. Pyro’s red shell slammed into Pause, which inturn made Pause fall behind Pyro, fire his red shell, and hit said Irish Man’s vehicle.
Both of their Go-Karts spun out and fell behind, Millbee heard Pyro spit out a cuss word and Pause scream about how his luck is the worst to ever exist. Millbee then continued to drive at full speed, MC was now extremely far ahead and almost uncatchable. Millbee grabbed an item box in hopes of a getting a red shell.
Coin.
Damn it! Millbee cussed to himself under his breath as he passed the finish line, entering the final lap. It would take a miracle for Millbee to catch up and pass the orange-suited, fire-hopping, menace that is MC.
And then a miracle did happen.
As Millbee was coming down from flying, entering the last stretch of the race, a flash of blue whizzed by his vehicle. Millbee knew instantly what it was, the almighty and game-balancing blue shell. It was fired by none other than Dadbee.
The blue shell came down and stopped MC in his tracks mere feet away from the finish line, Millbee zoomed past him and crossed the finish line in first. Millbee jumped out of his kart and let out a victory yell. “Wooohooo, suck it losers!” the Welsh man cried out victoriously.
“Fricken fragging flippin shoot!” MC screamed his self-censored words as he drove over the finish line earning only silver. MC was followed by Pyro, then Guude who had passed by Coe and Pause at the finish line with a bullet bill.
Not at all to his surprise, Coe earned 5th place yet again. Pause crossed the finish line 6th using cuss words Millbee didn't even know existed. Dadbee has gotten 7th, which he was content with knowing he stopped MC’s win. Chad had drove across the line a good 15 seconds after Dadbee getting 8th, and Beef had gotten dead last.
“Haha, that’ what you get for being a fire-hopping scum! First place is all mine!” Millbee said with a gleeful and very cocky smile, though everyone was used to it.
“Dont get too excited Millbee, there’s still 3 more races” replied the sly MC.
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Date: Saturday, April 11th, 2015 08:59 pm (UTC)- ladiesofthrones on mobile
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Date: Sunday, April 12th, 2015 11:20 am (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed it :)