I would read it, but frankly, I'm scared to. I'm not totally against NSFW content, though I do admit I have trouble reading it, for some personal reasons as well as my age. I understand it can have a legitimate purpose in the story, and I've even written some of it (though it wasn't very good, having so little experience with this kind of stuff) but sometimes it just makes me uncomfortable. I'm not even really sure why I'm telling you all this, to be honest, but I just felt like sharing my opinion. So, I'll just take your word for it. I'm sure it is very amusing.