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mindcracklove2013-08-16 11:37 am
voufreail) wrote in mindcracklove2013-08-16 11:37 am
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Fic: Baby sittin'
Well lioness your prompt seems to have sparked many ideas and mine seemed to be one of them :) here you go people enjoy....
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Etho sighed as Pause and Beef both died one again. Heading back to re-equip. Opon his return he saw Pause and Beef were... Children!
"Wait... Wat! Noo... I don't know how to take care of kids!" Etho exclaimed making the kids look at him in curiosity.
"Ahh!! Zombie!" Pause shrieked Etho turned to see a zombie moving slowly towards Beef. "Oh no you don't!" He muttered taking the zombie out and grabbed Beef placing him beside Pause. Telling them both to stay he made his way through the zombie horde.
Last zombie, Etho heard a scream coming from behind him. He dispatched of the zombie and turned to see Beef screaming and Pause fighting with a baby zombie that was trying to get to Beef. Quickly running back he killed the zombie and Pause sat on the ground panting.
"Are... Are you okay?" Beef asked the native child concerned. Pause looked up at the young butcher smiled and nodded. They both looked at Etho and he looked at them. "Uhh.. Hey... I don't know what to do.." Etho stuttered out making the boys laugh.
"I'm hungry!" Pause whined looking around for food, Beef heard Pause want food so he wanted good as well "if he gets food I get food too!"
"Stop copying me! I wanted food first!" Pause yelled at the other who yelled back "I'm not copying you! I want food too! Don't be a bum!"
Pause started to cry and Etho ran back to the boys from searching chests for food. "Why are you crying?" He asked confused, Pause tried to cry and answer Etho which didn't work out to well. His responds came out in a blubbery mess. Etho looked at Beef; who had his arms crossed and back to Pause with a guilty expression.
"Why is he crying?" He asked, the boy turned towards him and mumbled "I may have accidentally, kinda, didn't really happen, yes it did, called him a bum..." The reminder made Pause cry louder. Beef covered his ears, hid his head under the pillows and started to cry as well.
Etho stood there starting at the two kids in front of him at a loss to what to do. I... don't... know... what... to... do! was his only thought. It went like this for a few minutes before Etho thought to give the kids bread.
"Umm... Here. You said you wanted food so I got you some." He said handing Pause and Beef some bread, who had stopped crying.
"Yay popsic!" Beef exclaimed happily taking a bite of the bread. Pause looked curiously at the young butcher "what did you call it?" He asked quietly. "Um... Popsic?" He responded confused.
Etho cut in saying "yeah popsic is Portuguese for bread and your eating.. bread." Beef nodded along and Pause smiled at him.
It was late and Etho was very tired after chasing the boys around the map all day saving them from cave spiders, witches, ghast and zombies. He didn't want the kids to get close to a witch even if it would change them back.
Laying down in a bed he fell to sleep immediately, he got a few minutes rest before something heavy landed on his chest repeatedly. Groaning Etho opened his eyes and saw Pause bouncing on his chest and stomach area every time he landed Etho would let out an "oof"
Looking around he saw Beef on the ground laughing at Pause but not joining in. Pause pushed off and Etho grabbed him and sat up. "Aww" they both sat on the side of the bed. "Boys... We've been doing things all day I think it's time to sleep." He told them standing up. He rummaged through grabbing two buckets of milk and some cookies.
"Here, then we'll head to bed." Nodding Pause and Beef ate the cookies. They finished the food and slipped into bed. Beef looked at Etho and asked "um.. Uncle Etho can you tell us a bed time story?" Etho froze for a second then nodded. "Of course, would you like to listen?" He asked Pause who nodded and scooted closer.
"Alright here we go... Once upon a time their was a man, his job was to be a butcher. The butcher was working, when another man walked in. He was tall, dark skin, long hair native. The butcher greeted him and they started to talk, they talked and talked for hours. By the end of the day the two became friends... Best of friends. They walked out of the butcher's store on to the night to fight the mobs together as friends. That was the story of how two grown men became best of friends... Their names were... Pauseunpause, and Vintagebeef."
Beef and Pause gasped in awe as Etho finished his story "that's us!" Beef exclaimed. "Yes it is." Etho smiled at them feeling nostalgic wanting the older versions of the kids in front of him but at the same the same time he wanted to keep the kids and love and care for them.
"Now" he said coming out of the daze "time to head to bed." They laid in bed and Etho came and gave them both hugs. Beef mumbled before falling a sleep "thank you uncle Etho." Smiling he laid in his bed and fell a sleep as well.
Early in the morning Etho heard shouting and screaming, he drowsily sat up and saw a witch attacking child Beef and adult Pause. Pause was fighting off the witch failing because he was very confused.
Rushing over Etho brought out his sword. He swung it just after the witch managed to throw a potion that hit Beef "No!" Pause exclaimed as Etho killed the witch. Moving to Pause's side he clapped a hand to his shoulder "we need to talk for a sec." He muttered.
Looking at Beef, then at Etho he stood up and followed Etho over to a secluded corner and they started to discuss what happened.
After Etho had caught Pause up they walked back over to a fully grown Beef laying on the bed fast a sleep. "Beef?" Pause squeaked. Making the other jump and sit up.
"What happened? Why does my head hurt and why am I covered in cookie crumbs?" He asked confused making Pause grin. "I have to tell you something.."
Beef looked at him intently and Pause continued to grin "it's... The end of the episode!" Etho started to giggle and Beef looked at him then Pause, irritated "We're not even recording! Pause! PAUSE!!" He yelled chasing after the fleeing native.
I'm glad their back Etho thought chasing after both of them yelling "Guys! You need you head buckets!"
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Etho sighed as Pause and Beef both died one again. Heading back to re-equip. Opon his return he saw Pause and Beef were... Children!
"Wait... Wat! Noo... I don't know how to take care of kids!" Etho exclaimed making the kids look at him in curiosity.
"Ahh!! Zombie!" Pause shrieked Etho turned to see a zombie moving slowly towards Beef. "Oh no you don't!" He muttered taking the zombie out and grabbed Beef placing him beside Pause. Telling them both to stay he made his way through the zombie horde.
Last zombie, Etho heard a scream coming from behind him. He dispatched of the zombie and turned to see Beef screaming and Pause fighting with a baby zombie that was trying to get to Beef. Quickly running back he killed the zombie and Pause sat on the ground panting.
"Are... Are you okay?" Beef asked the native child concerned. Pause looked up at the young butcher smiled and nodded. They both looked at Etho and he looked at them. "Uhh.. Hey... I don't know what to do.." Etho stuttered out making the boys laugh.
"I'm hungry!" Pause whined looking around for food, Beef heard Pause want food so he wanted good as well "if he gets food I get food too!"
"Stop copying me! I wanted food first!" Pause yelled at the other who yelled back "I'm not copying you! I want food too! Don't be a bum!"
Pause started to cry and Etho ran back to the boys from searching chests for food. "Why are you crying?" He asked confused, Pause tried to cry and answer Etho which didn't work out to well. His responds came out in a blubbery mess. Etho looked at Beef; who had his arms crossed and back to Pause with a guilty expression.
"Why is he crying?" He asked, the boy turned towards him and mumbled "I may have accidentally, kinda, didn't really happen, yes it did, called him a bum..." The reminder made Pause cry louder. Beef covered his ears, hid his head under the pillows and started to cry as well.
Etho stood there starting at the two kids in front of him at a loss to what to do. I... don't... know... what... to... do! was his only thought. It went like this for a few minutes before Etho thought to give the kids bread.
"Umm... Here. You said you wanted food so I got you some." He said handing Pause and Beef some bread, who had stopped crying.
"Yay popsic!" Beef exclaimed happily taking a bite of the bread. Pause looked curiously at the young butcher "what did you call it?" He asked quietly. "Um... Popsic?" He responded confused.
Etho cut in saying "yeah popsic is Portuguese for bread and your eating.. bread." Beef nodded along and Pause smiled at him.
It was late and Etho was very tired after chasing the boys around the map all day saving them from cave spiders, witches, ghast and zombies. He didn't want the kids to get close to a witch even if it would change them back.
Laying down in a bed he fell to sleep immediately, he got a few minutes rest before something heavy landed on his chest repeatedly. Groaning Etho opened his eyes and saw Pause bouncing on his chest and stomach area every time he landed Etho would let out an "oof"
Looking around he saw Beef on the ground laughing at Pause but not joining in. Pause pushed off and Etho grabbed him and sat up. "Aww" they both sat on the side of the bed. "Boys... We've been doing things all day I think it's time to sleep." He told them standing up. He rummaged through grabbing two buckets of milk and some cookies.
"Here, then we'll head to bed." Nodding Pause and Beef ate the cookies. They finished the food and slipped into bed. Beef looked at Etho and asked "um.. Uncle Etho can you tell us a bed time story?" Etho froze for a second then nodded. "Of course, would you like to listen?" He asked Pause who nodded and scooted closer.
"Alright here we go... Once upon a time their was a man, his job was to be a butcher. The butcher was working, when another man walked in. He was tall, dark skin, long hair native. The butcher greeted him and they started to talk, they talked and talked for hours. By the end of the day the two became friends... Best of friends. They walked out of the butcher's store on to the night to fight the mobs together as friends. That was the story of how two grown men became best of friends... Their names were... Pauseunpause, and Vintagebeef."
Beef and Pause gasped in awe as Etho finished his story "that's us!" Beef exclaimed. "Yes it is." Etho smiled at them feeling nostalgic wanting the older versions of the kids in front of him but at the same the same time he wanted to keep the kids and love and care for them.
"Now" he said coming out of the daze "time to head to bed." They laid in bed and Etho came and gave them both hugs. Beef mumbled before falling a sleep "thank you uncle Etho." Smiling he laid in his bed and fell a sleep as well.
Early in the morning Etho heard shouting and screaming, he drowsily sat up and saw a witch attacking child Beef and adult Pause. Pause was fighting off the witch failing because he was very confused.
Rushing over Etho brought out his sword. He swung it just after the witch managed to throw a potion that hit Beef "No!" Pause exclaimed as Etho killed the witch. Moving to Pause's side he clapped a hand to his shoulder "we need to talk for a sec." He muttered.
Looking at Beef, then at Etho he stood up and followed Etho over to a secluded corner and they started to discuss what happened.
After Etho had caught Pause up they walked back over to a fully grown Beef laying on the bed fast a sleep. "Beef?" Pause squeaked. Making the other jump and sit up.
"What happened? Why does my head hurt and why am I covered in cookie crumbs?" He asked confused making Pause grin. "I have to tell you something.."
Beef looked at him intently and Pause continued to grin "it's... The end of the episode!" Etho started to giggle and Beef looked at him then Pause, irritated "We're not even recording! Pause! PAUSE!!" He yelled chasing after the fleeing native.
I'm glad their back Etho thought chasing after both of them yelling "Guys! You need you head buckets!"
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