Haven't done one of these in a long time (These can be shippy if you want. I'd prefer these be SFW, but if you REALLY need to, then go right ahead with NSFW)
1.) ChildCrackers in a candy store, and no matter how hard they try, [insert ChildCracker here] can't find their much desired chocolate pretzels.
2.) BandNerdCrackers after playing and marching at a game that went into overtime. They are tired, hungry, and sweaty, and there is only one pizza left over from concessions. Ik, scary, isn't it?
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(These can be shippy if you want. I'd prefer these be SFW, but if you REALLY need to, then go right ahead with NSFW)
1.) ChildCrackers in a candy store, and no matter how hard they try, [insert ChildCracker here] can't find their much desired chocolate pretzels.
2.) BandNerdCrackers after playing and marching at a game that went into overtime. They are tired, hungry, and sweaty, and there is only one pizza left over from concessions. Ik, scary, isn't it?
3.) Your metaphorical interpretation of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDYDTpYKL7g