[Reply to this comment with more of the story, then reply to the reply, and so on! I'm not going to restrict to one paragraph mostly for the sake of dialogue, but try not to completely railroad things.

Also, sorry for the completely awful beginning. I'm sure you guys can do better. :3]

It was, for once, a bright and sunny day in Mindcrack, and Baj had one thing on his mind: shopping. He had no idea why he would want to do such a thing, and indeed he was unsure of what shops were actually worth patronizing, but he wished to do so anyway. But first, he'd need someone to shop with, and some currency with which to purchase...whatever it was. He'd need to figure that out, too.