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 basically we played a drabble game on skype and i had to write something based on our theme (fire) andthe skype mustache emoji (movember) 
its just a memey shitpost i dont know

There was once a barber shop. Owned by Millbee himself, and it was called Shear Terror. Not because there was anything scary about it, but dfor the puns!!

One day a bajestic man called Baj came in to have a moustache trim, nd when he sat down in the chair there was another man beside him.

“Ayyyyy memes” said the man. Baj turned his head to see a guy in a dinosaur suit.

The rainbow sheep came over to Baj and began to trim his moustache with his shears. Baj began to talk to the guy next to him

“So what are you in for?” he asked

“Im Pyrooooooo hi, im here for a moustache trim”


Baj wiggled his moustache. “Come back here when u have a real facial hair”

When he wiggled his moustache the force of the wiggle send Millbees shears flying. They flew across the room and smashed into a candle that was there (don’t ask why) which fell over and the flames instantly licked across the floor.

“Oh bloody fuck” baj said and jumped up as the fire spread to more of the shop. He ran outside along with millbee and pyro as Shear Terror went up in flames.

“Oh my god baj my fucking wool is singed I hope you’re happy” said millbee. There was indeed a black spot on his wool.

“dude what about your shop though,” pyro pointed out.

“O yea”

Then the brave, handsome, and selfless fireman Jsano came down from the sky on a beam of light wielding a golden fire hose.

“Do not fear mortals I am here” he said, showering the burning building with water until the fire was completely out. Landing on the street he bowed graciously as the whole world applauded.

“ohmy gosh jsano thank you h=thank you thank oyu” said everyone and jsano blew them all a kiss before whooshing away from the group leaving them staring in awe with star shapes in their eyes.

Millbee looked at his dead shop. “I wonder if there’s a uhc episode tonight” he wondered.


Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 01:08 am (UTC)
tdscott8: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tdscott8
I was the one who supplied (movember) whoops

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 04:05 am (UTC)
ruddiestbubbles: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ruddiestbubbles
I don't even know what I just read XD

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 08:39 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I.. I can't even... What?
-Observing Anon

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 07:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
So that made no sense but it kind of did and I loved it so who cares. Especially the brave, handsome, selfless firefighter swooping down from the sky and putting out the fire. Ha. Twas good.

-the lurkiest lurker

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 08:41 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Which part kind of made sense? Because my brain short-circuited two lines in.
-Observing Anon

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
None of it...I think. Maybe it was written in such a way that it didn't make sense if you actually thought about it but it seemed like it did if you didn't think. I have no idea.

-the lurkiest lurker

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 09:05 am (UTC)
theamazingpika: I drew her/him myself :3 (Default)
From: [personal profile] theamazingpika
This is what true beauty looks like.

This now lives in my bookmarks.

Date: Sunday, March 13th, 2016 02:40 pm (UTC)
scara: Steampunk hat (Default)
From: [personal profile] scara
I read this in the google doc post and laughed so hard at it, it's excellent nonsense :)


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